Words of the Day for September 2020
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday September 30th, 2020
Freedoms
Free condoms available on London’s gay scene, distributed by various Health Promotion Service outreach projects (you know, Condoms for Gays and Crack Whores, and needles for Drug addicts...)
The good thing is that they’re free and readily available for when you want a shag. They also include very explicit instructions in the activity of bumsex, just in case you didn’t know how.
The down side is that you cannot use not having a condom as an excuse for declining sex. “Sorry, Not tonight I’m washing my cock.”
And the other downside is that the condoms in the packs are made of uber thick, bycicle inner-tube rubber, and look and smell rubbery and require 3 strong nurses to pull them on your willy. Or something.
Tuesday September 29th, 2020
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Unpronoucable Welsh pace name meaning ’St Mary’s church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave’
Monday September 28th, 2020
I like short skinny bats
Bat – a slang word for oriental boys derived from putting your hands on the side of your face, fingers stretched up, and disfiguring your eyes to look chink-like, ending up looking like batman(ish). Okay, so sue me!
Tuesday September 22nd, 2020
Firewall
Something, usually a dedicated device, that sits on the cable between you and the evil Interweb and stops nasty packetses from getting to your machine.
Compare with Packet Filter, a piece of software you bought (*cough* illegally stole) that claims to be a “Firewall” but really sits on your machine and tries to stop Windows noticing the nasty packetses.
Monday September 21st, 2020
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick
Saturday September 19th, 2020
Monsters
Real Monsters; amusing cartoon from Nickelodeon.
Friday September 18th, 2020
Kylie
Evil pop pixie sent to plague the people of Earth with awful rehashed pop crap
Thursday September 17th, 2020
Ultraviolet
Electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength shorter than that of visible light.
Tuesday September 15th, 2020
lesbian bed death
This happens anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of years into a lesbian relationship. The sex stops and doesn’t restart and the two descend into bickering and pouting at each other due to sexual frustration. Apparently. 
Monday September 14th, 2020
deming
The action of cleaning one’s sweaty, smelly hide after a long night’s drinking in filthy gay bars
Saturday September 12th, 2020
cock blocker
n. (Bath house Slang) a person or a group of people who hang around outside a room obstructing or delaying the chance of getting laid.
Thursday September 10th, 2020
Sunderland
A Premiership football team managed by Roy Keane.
Saturday September 5th, 2020
Pathos
One of the three modes of persuasion in rhetoric. Pathos appeals to the audience’s emotions.
NOT one of the three musketeers
Friday September 4th, 2020
Apostroppy
someone who get’s hot and bothered about really bad webpage punctuation.
Thursday September 3rd, 2020
online forum
Many many of these exist on the interwebnet. The first true types of online internet forums were the newsgroups (unless you count BBs, which were sorta almost the right things). Most forums last a little while and then explode in flames over the silliest of things. This hasn’t happened to Freakcity. Yet.
Wednesday September 2nd, 2020
Wardrobe
not to be mistaken with Garderobe, which is an old toliet in a castle or said old building.