92014 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for September 2014

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Tuesday September 30th, 2014

Decaffeinated
I mean, what’s the bloody point!!

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Tuesday September 30th, 2014

Decaffeinated
I mean, what’s the bloody point!!

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Monday September 29th, 2014

myspace
Social networking Website owned by Murdoch and full of emo kids whining about razorblades all over each other’s profiles

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Sunday September 28th, 2014

Dolphinstar
Dolphins produce wool? I never knew that.

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Saturday September 27th, 2014

bum wee
Like poo, only more wrong, and watery

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Friday September 26th, 2014

Oyster card
Beats queing for a ticket.

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Thursday September 25th, 2014

Fox
Lawrence Fox. Latest in a long line of acting Foxes. Has a very appealing shower scene in the film /The Hole/

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Wednesday September 24th, 2014

Kate
Character in ‘Eastenders’ who inexplicably gave up her job as an undercover police officer in order to open up a nail bar. Quite what skills the two proffessions share, or why anyone would consider it a logical career step, has never been satifactorily explained.

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Tuesday September 23rd, 2014

wendy
Fat bitch with ginger pigtails who makes Obese burgers in America

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Monday September 22nd, 2014

doctor who
Inspired the inspired song Dr. Qui? by that Bill Bailey chap.

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Sunday September 21st, 2014

WAGN
Now First Capital Connect.

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Saturday September 20th, 2014

Scintilate
commit adultary until about breakfast time

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Friday September 19th, 2014

Babylon 5
“The best show ever made!” – Scott Adams

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Thursday September 18th, 2014

bus rolling
Similar to cow-tipping, but a lot more effort.

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Wednesday September 17th, 2014

barbican
Somewhere I hope to live one day.

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Tuesday September 16th, 2014

Ronald Hutton (Prof)
The leading authority on paganism and the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. He’s great.....just look at his picture!

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Monday September 15th, 2014

Zoom
Zoom – just one look and then my heart went boom

Suddenly and we were on the moon

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Sunday September 14th, 2014

Faggots
The little bits of kindling used in burning witches and unnatural beings (gays) in the middle ages. Over time, the word was confused to mean the victims of the burning, rather than the wood. Today, we’re ALL BIG FAGGOTS! : D

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Saturday September 13th, 2014

Memphis Meltdown
Quite possibly the best ice cream in the world, esp. the Mama’s Gooey Raspberry variety

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Friday September 12th, 2014

cats
Small furry creatures that are entirely untrainable and fond of drilling

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Thursday September 11th, 2014

Gaz
Words Fail to Describe the Horror of Gaz...

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Wednesday September 10th, 2014

sligo
n. an unnamed-- exotic/strange/bizzare sexual act-- done by people in private.

n. ability to identify a person’s kinky sexual interest.

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Tuesday September 9th, 2014

Beer Sweets
without a shadow of a doubt, the best penny sweets in the world. They’re little jelly pint glasses that taste not very much like beer, but they even have head! And they taste great! AND they’re only available in my village!

If I could, I would eat only them.

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Monday September 8th, 2014

bacon sandwiches
Lots of ferrets.

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Sunday September 7th, 2014

cigarettes
hmmmm : )

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Saturday September 6th, 2014

Chunt
Cunt of the highest order, e.g. David Blunkett.

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Friday September 5th, 2014

cigarettes
Something that makes you look not only sexy, but also big, clever and cool.

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Thursday September 4th, 2014

Tanqueray
I am the one and only, nobody I’d rather be. I am the one and only, you can’t take that away from me.

Oh yes.

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Wednesday September 3rd, 2014

Heinz
see also "Watties"

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Tuesday September 2nd, 2014

Sixpence/Half-a-Crown
A Phrase my father uses when his anal ring goes into spasm

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