Words of the Day for August 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday August 30th, 2023
more orangey than sex and less embarassing to have in your trolley in supermarkets
Tuesday August 29th, 2023
bloody delcious blue liquor which i import in the dozens from spain
Monday August 28th, 2023
Fucking for the sake of fucking. No foreplay, no pizza, no niceties, just horse it in!
Saturday August 26th, 2023
Chain of swanky restaurants that are really quite expensive but generally so because they’re really quite nice
Wednesday August 23rd, 2023
Sci-fi show that is mysteriously popular amongst men in their 30s and 40s, especially gay ones (straight ones usually watch for the assistant instead).
Tuesday August 22nd, 2023
Sex on hairy rugby players legs with hunky thighs. Why can’t he do a Dieux De Stade style calender?
Saturday August 19th, 2023
Lovely orangey cakes made by someone. I prefer Morrissons own anyway.
Wednesday August 16th, 2023
The act of grumbling in a blustery sort of way. For example, what old people do when they have no intention of doing anything about their greivance, but merely wish you to understand they’re not happy about something and/or everything.
Monday August 14th, 2023
The UK’s number one chicken coup, ran by the predatory Jeremy ‘Owl’ Joseph, purely so he can say he’s best friends with the acts. One hasn’t got a proper five-star GayCard until one has been fiddled with by a stranger in the loos there, or – more adventurously – at the back of the stage.
Sunday August 13th, 2023
Flying rats. Good for shooting in Trafalgar Square if the arrest and subsequent incarceration don’t bother you too much
Saturday August 12th, 2023
Gin (with tonic
Vitamins G and T.
Should be taken daily.
Friday August 11th, 2023
A stick used, by witches, to apply entheogenic pastes, normally of henbane, by introducing them through the semi-permeable menbranes of the cunt
Wednesday August 9th, 2023
lovely bloke great songwriter and just the best member of pink floyd ever
TAUGHT DAVE GILMOUR HOW TO PLAY GUITAR!!
Monday August 7th, 2023
Saturday August 5th, 2023
Noun. The condition where one’s homosexuality is concealed. ‘Coming out of the closet’ implying living true to one’s sexuality.
Thursday August 3rd, 2023
Ninety-eight percent of all American households — more than have indoor plumbing — have at least one television,
Wednesday August 2nd, 2023
Amazingly goregeous people to certain breeds of gays, who deserve every bit of attention they get. Usually ridiculed by the population at large, spend their time doing fat guy things like smoking a lot, being depressed, starting a family, etc...
– Warning, may be over/under sensitive to thinner people