Words of the Day for August 2022
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Tuesday August 30th, 2022
spending time down under
This must be a euphamism but for what?
Monday August 29th, 2022
scone
A savoury cake, nice piping hot with butter or (I’ve discovered recently) cold with jam and clotted cream. The correct pronuciation of the word “scone” is one of the most controversial and hotly debated subjects in the history of creation.
Sunday August 28th, 2022
smokers
you’re fingers are all yellow, they’re the colour of poo, and when you get home, your walls are too! – a delightful song about smokers but I can’t recall where it’s from.
Friday August 26th, 2022
Libretto
Small laptop invented by Toshiba in the 1990s. Ickle cute things with 640x480 and then 800x480 screens, tiny amounts of ram and baby ickle hard drives. Designed to run Windows 95 and about the size of a book. Scott’s one lives in his bookshelf.
Thursday August 25th, 2022
Assam
The Lion from the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
Wednesday August 24th, 2022
Windypops
Club night run by SpiritusMundiSpit at the White Swan
Tuesday August 23rd, 2022
Diarhhoea
result of eating dodgey food in the developing world
Saturday August 20th, 2022
Etiquette
Not farting during intercourse. Holding the door open for a man who is behind you.
Sunday August 14th, 2022
Midlands Today
Weekday BBC regional news programme responsible for launching the career of Nina Nannar and for keeping Nick Owen in work.
Wednesday August 10th, 2022
noni
No noni noni – Absolute absence of said Tahitian fruit.
Monday August 8th, 2022
body modification
8 years of hormones, 5 years on a shrink, 3 years in a dress and a big chop 
Sunday August 7th, 2022
Beer Sweets
without a shadow of a doubt, the best penny sweets in the world. They’re little jelly pint glasses that taste not very much like beer, but they even have head! And they taste great! AND they’re only available in my village!
If I could, I would eat only them.
Saturday August 6th, 2022
FuckShitPissWillyBollocks
Can also be abbreviated to FSPWB if swearing in a hurry.
Friday August 5th, 2022
Fox
Fox, The. Large, well established Lesbian pub in Birmingham.
Mojen doesn’t go there though; we think she’s already had them all.
Thursday August 4th, 2022
doctor who
Inspired the inspired song Dr. Qui? by that Bill Bailey chap.
Tuesday August 2nd, 2022
Dangerous Sports
A range of activities done for fun, where the chance of dieing is higher than normal, and or half the point.