Words of the Day for August 2020
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Monday August 31st, 2020
retro
A way of admitting new stuff is shit, by rebuilding the old stuff again...
Sunday August 30th, 2020
Waitrose
A Grocery store that refuses to be called a Supermarket. The Co-Op of the prententious Middle Classes. – like the Co-Op but 4 times the price.
Thursday August 27th, 2020
metal
Music all about Steel and Warriors and all sorts of stuff like that. Often very cheesy. Confused with “rock” music far too often by pretty much anybody who isn’t a big fan of either.
A bit daft.
Wednesday August 26th, 2020
Kylie
Very small Australian woman. She’s got nice hair, and likes to wiggle her bum everywhere!
Tuesday August 25th, 2020
dune
place where naughty behaviour happens at Maspolamas (sp?)
Studland
and Uretiti
Monday August 24th, 2020
Mottram-in-Longdendale
Lowry lived there for a while. he found it depressing
Thursday August 20th, 2020
being on-time
Something I rarely do, except in times of crisis, or if I want to scare friends
Wednesday August 19th, 2020
cycling
transport designed for The Nederlands, Belgie, Cambridgsehire and Lincolnshire (holland)
Tuesday August 18th, 2020
Dilbert
Cartoon about a dog and cat who want to take over the universe and their hapless owner, Dilbert
Monday August 17th, 2020
1. (n.) Sperm
2. (v.) to Sperm
3. (v.) to fuck up
1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.
2. Oh my god, I’m so sorry but I’ve spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.
3. You’ve proper spaffed that up. Boyo.
Sunday August 16th, 2020
Q-Bert
one of the weirdest arcade games ever to eat your ten pence.
Saturday August 15th, 2020
Requiem for a Dream
Scott’s favourite film of all time.
Taken from Hubert Selby Jr’s book of the same name, it charts the dreams of four individuals whose lives intertwine in a gorgeous, deeply touching, sometimes horrific story that leaves you longing for human company and speechless the first time you see it. Amazing direction by Darren Aronofsky and absolutely stunning acting from the cast which includes amongst others Jennifer Connelly and Ellen Burstyn – def worth watching.
Website kinda gets across the feel of the film, go have a play if you have flash installed and a soundcard 
Friday August 14th, 2020
fannybatter
crufty and vile concept of dried juices being all crispy, like batter.
Ick 
Wednesday August 12th, 2020
pigeons
Also known as rock doves, they are considered very lucky on the Canary Islands, and treated with considerable respect, espcially outside of the cities
Tuesday August 11th, 2020
Shaina Twain
An excellent addition to my CD collection; move over Madonna!
Yes, I believe she is, Gaz.
Sunday August 9th, 2020
anoraknophobia
Irrational (or otherwise) fear of Anoraks
Saturday August 8th, 2020
Food
Yummy scrumptiousness...like coconut macaroons....or anything pastry-infested
Friday August 7th, 2020
Jace
short for Jason aka photographer. Barbican Cinema events organiser and Citizens Advice worker
Wednesday August 5th, 2020
Ramsey, Gordon
f*ing chef who f*ing swears too f*ing often and has too many f*ing TV shows
Sunday August 2nd, 2020
bumhikan
One of the more amusing side effects of using hair gel as lube
Saturday August 1st, 2020
nutmeg
Powerful psychoactive whose effects include auditory, visual and spatial hallucinations, extreme lethargy, and a short-term memory which would make even the most extreme pot-head look like the World Memory Champion 1999. Raw material for Ecstasy.