82014 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for August 2014

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Sunday August 31st, 2014

Toadstool
Frogs explode if they sit on these illegally

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Sunday August 31st, 2014

Toadstool
Frogs explode if they sit on these illegally

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Saturday August 30th, 2014

cyberpunk
Noun. A nonconformist advocate of modern technology, especially such a user of the Internet.

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Friday August 29th, 2014

Pants
Underwear NOT trousers

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Thursday August 28th, 2014

Fart
Something I just subjected stikki to. And now she’s run away : ’(

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Wednesday August 27th, 2014

wendy
The branch of Taylor Woodrow that builds colourful houses for children

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Tuesday August 26th, 2014

Blossom
Half hour american comedy tv show broadcast from 1991 to 1995. Notable for having a young horse in the lead role.

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Monday August 25th, 2014

hornover
The frustrating condition that occurs when you’re so hungover and randy you can’t think of anything other than sex, but unfortunately are unable to stand up for long enough to have any.

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Sunday August 24th, 2014

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Longer than Antidisestablishmentarianism, a disease of the lungs caused by dust.

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Saturday August 23rd, 2014

Titan
Ref to “Cynds” to understand the strange person who is “aconite”.

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Friday August 22nd, 2014

WASP
The word I scream to signify impending doom and destruction of the world as we know it

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Thursday August 21st, 2014

Cyndi Lauper
Plagerised by Phil Collins

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Wednesday August 20th, 2014

esc
Name of key on computer keyboard. Short for Escargot.

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Tuesday August 19th, 2014

Libretto
Small laptop invented by Toshiba in the 1990s. Ickle cute things with 640x480 and then 800x480 screens, tiny amounts of ram and baby ickle hard drives. Designed to run Windows 95 and about the size of a book. Scott’s one lives in his bookshelf.

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Monday August 18th, 2014

Pepperami
“It’s a Bit of an Animal” – although they never tell you which bit of which animal it’s made from

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Sunday August 17th, 2014

bobdylan
Scary old man who can’t sing

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Saturday August 16th, 2014

Coffee
A way to describe something normally incomprehensibly and reprehensibly vulgar and disgusting, that actually is quite ok, like said coffee.......difficult to make correctly, smells like burnt toast or fags in its raw state and usually follows after consumption with stomach cramps and sickness.

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Friday August 15th, 2014

boring farts
Boring Fart – The effort of breaking wind with great physical exertion without any clear result. Often noiseless and odourless they are pointless and should never be owned up to. See Interesting Fart

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Thursday August 14th, 2014

Zoom
It sounds good. Means fast!

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Wednesday August 13th, 2014

boring
See Sunday.

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Tuesday August 12th, 2014

History
What the man gives after the wifey gives hers

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Monday August 11th, 2014

Jimmed
+Adverb.+

See Jim

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Sunday August 10th, 2014

bugger
Noun.

1. An objectionable person.

2. A person. Also used in a sense of pity, see ‘sod’.

3. A situation or event that is difficult or distressing. E.g."It’s a real bugger Pete catching the flu on his summer holidays."

Exclam. Expressing annoyance or frustration.

Verb. To ruin, damage, break. E.g."If I find out it was you that buggered my DVD player, then you can forget borrowing money from us to go on holiday."

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Saturday August 9th, 2014

elf
’elf.

The ’elf (as in National ’elf)

National institution devoted to the sick and dying, manned (sorry personned) by a few Doctors and Nurses and a vast army of Bureaucrats.

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Friday August 8th, 2014

Skippy
A brand of Israeli peanut butter

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Thursday August 7th, 2014

404
The “new” Peugeot

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Wednesday August 6th, 2014

42
The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

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Tuesday August 5th, 2014

crash
Verb. 1. To share, loan or borrow. E.g."That’s the third cigarette you’ve crashed off me in the last hour!"

2. To temporarily stay over or sleep at a place other than at one’s own usual abode. E.g."Can I crash at yours tonight? It’ll cost too much for a taxi home."

Noun. The situation of crashing (See ‘crash’ verb). E.g."Come on, get your cigarettes out, it’s your crash."

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Monday August 4th, 2014

choke the chicken
To wring the neck of some annoying young gay man

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Sunday August 3rd, 2014

Willow
The only sexy lesbian witch there is! She could convert me!...but only because she’s so adept and would use an anti-woofter spell.

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Saturday August 2nd, 2014

retro
A way of admitting new stuff is shit, by rebuilding the old stuff again...

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