Words of the Day for July 2022
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Sunday July 31st, 2022
Friday July 29th, 2022
A place that everyone has heard of, but no-one can point out on a map
Thursday July 28th, 2022
someone who tries to solve unaceptably obscure puzzles
Monday July 18th, 2022
Home to the USA’s tallest building, and the country’s busiest airport.
Famous for gangsters and jazz.
Thursday July 14th, 2022
Wank you have when you don’t even feel like having a tug, you haven’t got time and its going to make you late, you’re not even properly erect, you barely orgasm and you’re mopping up before your dust has barely settled,... but you do it anyway.
Wednesday July 13th, 2022
.. his brother can be found loitering in my place of work once or twice every year
Tuesday July 12th, 2022
In order to avoid the painful post-consumption experience the following steps should be taken:
1. Eat a large and starchy meal when you come home after your night of boozing.
2. Drink as much water as you can before your stomach feels it will explode.
3. Drink less.....? (No, don’t bother)
Sunday July 10th, 2022
Uninterruptable Power Supply. Big thing with a battery. It plugs into the mains, you plug computers into it. If the power goes out because your flatmate’s 50kw dildo causes a freak surge tripping all your circuit breakers, the UPS kicks in and powers your computer for about 10 mins or so, which is enough time to either have the power back on or for the UPS to tell the computer to shut down quietly
Wednesday July 6th, 2022
An utterly silly but really rather good sci-fi series from a couple of years ago. Staring the lovely Ben Browder and Claudia Black.
Tuesday July 5th, 2022
Muttley’s Bacon Sandwich Recipe
1. Find a pig.
2. Pour huge amounts of alcohol into it.
3. Feed it chips.
4. Take it home.
5. Eat it.
Monday July 4th, 2022
The adjective describing one who is not genuine