Words of the Day for July 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Friday July 30th, 2021
Diarhhoea
Tendency to crap too much
see squits
see Bum Wee
See Verbal Diarrhoea
Wednesday July 28th, 2021
straight-acting
pseudo-masculine gender nazi’s with over simplified conceptions of gender and small cocks.
"you can’t say straight-acting with a cock in your mouth"
Monday July 26th, 2021
Radio 4
that station where joan collins had an argument live on air
Sunday July 25th, 2021
iPod
A walkman that looks like a pillbox with built in DRM and a battery that can’t be changed without breaking and entering. Which if was launched by Microsoft rather than Apple would have been flamed more than a troll in newsgroup hell.
Saturday July 24th, 2021
google
Apparently my uni recomends we use this search engine if we are going to be using the internet for historical research. It’s the best...apparently.
Friday July 23rd, 2021
Disco
Just one part of the title song “Your Disco Needs You”.
Wednesday July 21st, 2021
Lucky dip day
When you run out of clean pants then find a pair rummaging in the laundry bin
Monday July 19th, 2021
freak
Freak. A person who is envied because they are a fabulously unique individual that can kick ass and that has no need or desire to follow the flock
Sunday July 18th, 2021
Tidying my room
Euphamism for Shaking coconuts off of the veiny love tree
Saturday July 17th, 2021
Ben Cohen
The Sexiest Rugby Player known to mankind. Something to snuggle up to in cold winter nights. Sex on legs. Men want him, women want him too...
Observe...
Wednesday July 14th, 2021
browns
The result of cloning Gordon Brown*
*Warning: excessive prudence may be injurious to the economy.
Saturday July 10th, 2021
filth
The type of thing that makes you want to write to the Daily Mail in disgust about. Of course if you actually do this, then everyone you know will disown you and you know this to be the case. This leaves you in a permanent bad mood and eventually leads to breakdown and death
Thursday July 8th, 2021
Big Brother
A collection of the most pointless waste of skin ever
Wednesday July 7th, 2021
404
An unlucky number in China since it sounds like “Si” the Chinese for death. Never drive a car with 4 in the numberplate.
Tuesday July 6th, 2021
thinking
The ability to consider and examine one’s environment and self, and articulate a rational, sound and appropriate response. See ‘Prince Philip’ for contrary example.
Sunday July 4th, 2021
Gin (with tonic
Whilst I can’t knock the G&T and find said delicious I think I should warn that to be protected from malaria by the quinine in a G&T one needs to drink enough to incurr liver failure. At least if you mix your G&Ts properly
Saturday July 3rd, 2021
Wooden Hill
Mythical portal leading – for some obscure reason – to Bedfordshire.
Friday July 2nd, 2021
Sunday
Easy like Sunday mooooorrrnnniiiinngggg yeaaaahhhhh!