Words of the Day for June 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Thursday June 29th, 2023
History
dead old.. dead boring.. wot Amerika has nun ov!
Wednesday June 28th, 2023
rameses kitchen nightmares
Ancient Egyptian television programme where the great pharoah helped out underperforming restaurants
Monday June 26th, 2023
Swanning
What happens to Scott on a Friday night after too much beer. Usually happens when Gaz turns up and spends much of the evening saying “Swan?” with Scott replying “no”. Gaz will buy Scott a drink and then ask again, until the answer becomes “yes”.
Sunday June 25th, 2023
FoIP
Fire over IP™.
Ever wanted to set fire to someone’s face over the internet? Well now you can!
Saturday June 24th, 2023
drunktards
The kind of person who goes out with you for a drink and as the night progresses you realise that the evening to them is more about an excuse to have a drink than your company. Is that harsh? 
Friday June 23rd, 2023
Demoracy
An as yet unrealised system of government in which the people do the governing.
Many people claim to be living in democracies (see USA). They’re all lying and are mostly living in Republics but are too stupid to spot the difference.
Thursday June 22nd, 2023
Curve321
I like that this is next to Cuntsticks in the dictionary.
Wednesday June 21st, 2023
owen
Pervert. Usually behaves unless left near gin for too long. Often seen naked in public but quite harmless (unless left near gin too long 
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We love him though 
Tuesday June 20th, 2023
furry
Filthy people who yiff each other night and day whilst under the mistaken impression that wearing a stupid bear suit makes them a bear.
Monday June 19th, 2023
bonkle
Of plumbing in old hotels, to make loud and unexplained noises in the night, particularly at about five o’clock in the morning.
Saturday June 17th, 2023
Lennymonster
bass playing, vinal spinning, earphone wearing, fiat driving, robinsons fruit barley drinking, chav lovin’... LENNYMONSTER!!!
Friday June 16th, 2023
food
Food is that thing that makes us not hungry. It’s a yummy thing (cept if Owen’s cooking ) and certainly fun. Find recipes
Thursday June 15th, 2023
bulge
Noun. A euphemism for the male genitals usually from being apparent through clothing.
Tuesday June 13th, 2023
jeremy hunt
(Pl n).
Cockney rhyming slang. Often shortened to “Jeremy”
CF: "That taxi driver was a right Jeremy"
Monday June 12th, 2023
dog
Noun. 1. A sexually unattractive person. Derog.
2. A foot, usually in plural as dogs and often heard used in the expression my dogs are barking. See ‘dogs are barking’.
Verb. To play truant. Also doggin’ it. [Scottish use]
Sunday June 11th, 2023
Earl Grey
Earl Grey tea is a black tea blend, which gets its flavor from bergamot oil. This popular tea blend is named after Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey, who reputedly received a gift, probably a diplomatic perquisite, of tea that was flavored with bergamot oil. Bergamot is a fragrant citrus plant, used for the oil in its rind rather than for the flesh of the fruit. The legend usually involves a grateful Chinese mandarin, but this blend of tea was first made from fermented black Indian and “Ceylon” (Sri Lankan) teas, though over the years many other varieties have been used.
Thursday June 8th, 2023
Alan Parker
Top director. Directed films such as:
The Wall, Birdy, Evita, Mississippi Burning, The Commitments, The Road to Wellville.
Prior to moving into film, Alan was noted as one of London’s most talented advertising copywriters. He worked for the Collet Dickinson Pearce (CDP) ad agency in the 1960’s and early 1970’s, and began directing his own tvc scripts in their basement. Formed a partnership with David Puttnam as his producer (Puttnam had been a photographers agent), and left CDP to become a full time director of commercials before moving onto features. – IMDB
Wednesday June 7th, 2023
Pescetarian
someone who thinks they are vegetarian because they don’t eat meat but they actually eat fish – so they are NOT a vegetarian.
Tuesday June 6th, 2023
b0pping
To dance to incredibly camp music, e.g. Steps, S Club, Metallica. Well, maybe not Metallica.
Saturday June 3rd, 2023
RFQS
Reduced For Quick Sale.
Scott’s Somerfield has an interesting concept in stock control. Order too much of everything, then sell half of it reduced. Makes for interesting eating
Friday June 2nd, 2023
antidisestablishmentarianism
A shorter word that antidisestablishmentarianistic