Words of the Day for June 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Thursday June 29th, 2023
History
Ahoy! dead old.. dead borin.. wot Amerika has nun ov!
Wednesday June 28th, 2023
Ahoy me hearties! rameses kitchen nightmares
Ahoy me hearties! Ancient Egyptian television programme where that thar great pharoah helped out underperformin restaurants
Tuesday June 27th, 2023
T-Bag
Abbreviation for Lon Haul travel firm, me hearties!
Monday June 26th, 2023
Swanning
What happens t’ Scott on a Friday night after too much beer. Usually happens when Gaz turns up n spends much o that thar evenin sayin “Swan?” with Scott replyin “no”. Gaz will buy Scott a drink n then ask again, until that thar answer becomes “yes”.
Sunday June 25th, 2023
FoIP
Fire over IP™.
. Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!
Ever wanted t’ set fire t’ someone’s face over that thar internet? Well now ye can!
Saturday June 24th, 2023
drunktards
The kind o person who goes out with ye for a drink n as that thar night progresses ye realise that that thar evenin t’ them be more about an excuse t’ has a drink than yer company. be that harsh? 
. Arr!
Friday June 23rd, 2023
Demoracy
An as yet unrealised system o government in which that thar people do that thar governin.
. Arr!
Many people claim t’ be livin in democracies (see USA). They’re all lyin n are mostly livin in Republics but are too stupid t’ spot that thar difference.
Thursday June 22nd, 2023
Curve321
Arr... I like that this be next t’ Cuntsticks in that thar dictionary.
Wednesday June 21st, 2023
owen
Ahoy me hearties! Pervert. Usually behaves unless left near gin for too lon. Often seen naked in public but quite harmless (unless left near gin too lon 
)
We love him though 
Tuesday June 20th, 2023
furry
Filthy people who yiff each other night n day whilst under that thar mistaken impression that wearin a stupid bear suit makes them a bear.. Arr!
Monday June 19th, 2023
bonkle
Arr... Of plumbin in old hotels, t’ make loud n unexplained noises in that thar night, particularly at about five o’clock in that thar mornin.
Saturday June 17th, 2023
Lennymonster
bass playing, vinal spinning, earphone wearing, fiat driving, robinsons fruit barley drinking, chav lovin’... LENNYMONSTER!!!. Arr!
Friday June 16th, 2023
food
Ahoy! Food be that thin that makes us not be hungry. It’s a yummy thin (cept if Owen’s cookin ) n certainly fun. Find recipes
Thursday June 15th, 2023
bulge
Noun. A euphemism for that thar male genitals usually from the likes of bein apparent through clothin.. Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!
Tuesday June 13th, 2023
jeremy hunt
Avast! (Pl n).
Cockney rhymin slan. Often shortened t’ “Jeremy”
CF: "That taxi driver was a right Jeremy"
Monday June 12th, 2023
dog
Noun. 1. A sexually unattractive person. Dero.
. Arr!
2. A foot, usually in plural as dogs n often heard used in that thar expression me dogs are barkin. See ‘dogs are barking’.
Verb. t’ play truant. Also doggin’ it. [Scottish use]
Sunday June 11th, 2023
Earl Grey
Avast! Earl Grey tea be a black tea blend, which gets its flavor from the likes of bergamot oil. This popular tea blend be named after Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey, who reputedly received a gift, probably a diplomatic perquisite, o tea that was flavored with bergamot oil. Bergamot be a fragrant citrus plant, used for that thar oil in its rind rather than for that thar flesh o that thar fruit. that thar legend usually involves a grateful Chinese mandarin, but this blend o tea was first made from the likes of fermented black Indian n “Ceylon” (Sri Lankan) teas, though over that thar years many other varieties has bin used.
Thursday June 8th, 2023
Alan Parker
Top director. Directed films such as:
The Wall, Birdy, Evita, Mississippi Burning, that thar Commitments, that thar Road t’ Wellville.
Prior t’ movin into film, Alan was noted as one o London’s most talented advertisin copywriters. He worked for that thar Collet Dickinson Pearce (CDP) ad agency in that thar 1960’s n early 1970’s, n began directin his own tvc scripts in their basement. Formed a partnership with David Puttnam as his producer (Puttnam had bin a photographers agent), n left CDP t’ become a full time director o commercials before movin onto features. – IMDB
Wednesday June 7th, 2023
Pescetarian
Arr... someone who thinks they are vegetarian because they don’t eat meat but they actually eat fish – so they are not be a vegetarian.
Tuesday June 6th, 2023
b0pping
Ahoy me hearties! To dance t’ incredibly camp music, e.. Steps, S Club, Metallica. Well, maybe not be Metallica.
Saturday June 3rd, 2023
RFQS
Shiver me timbers! Reduced For Quick Sale.
Scott’s Somerfield has an interestin concept in stock control. Order too much o everything, then sell half o it reduced. Makes for interestin eatin
Friday June 2nd, 2023
Ahoy me hearties! antidisestablishmentarianism
Shiver me timbers! A shorter word that antidisestablishmentarianistic