Words of the Day for June 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday June 30th, 2021
A sort of cracker eaten by Americans. They have no idea it might be someones name.
Tuesday June 29th, 2021
A strange blue card that doesn’t taste like Oyster at all, and makes bus fares on some Red buses 80p but doesn’t work on Green, Blue & Yellow or the white swoopy ones.. Confused of Surrey :s
Monday June 28th, 2021
Vacuous void of a town (yes...not a city...a town) somewhere around Junction 13/14 on the M1. Famous for concrete cows, pioneering street design and a vast shopping centre – a place unnervingly efficent and practical. Apparently people live here.....I’ve never seen the houses there so they must live in the ground like trolls. Home to the once great, yet sadly maligned Wimbledon FC (R.I.P.)
Sunday June 27th, 2021
Also a stupidly annoying playground song which must be banished to the darkest depths of history
Tuesday June 22nd, 2021
According to Jim
Dire fat-guy-skinny-wife situation comedy
See also: King of Queens
Saturday June 19th, 2021
Government would tax you for it, if they could find a way.
Friday June 18th, 2021
The thing I say to my boyfriend to make him laugh.....except when preceded by the word “big” which has the opposite effect
Tuesday June 15th, 2021
If your definition of a good time is putting on your best Burberry knockoff hat, fake Nike trainers and the entire of the Elizabeth Duke collection all at once, going out, buying some unidentified pills with smiley faces on with your dole money and then taking them whilst at home watching Trisha then you’re probably a chav.
Or replace the pills with gin and you’re probably fruitbat
Either way, you’ll end up with 6 children, a wife with unappealing tobacco breath and large gold hoopy earrings and a satellite dish bolted to the side of your council flat.
See link below
Monday June 14th, 2021
What happens when your friends/family/coworkers act like they’re in an episode of Hollyoaks and everybody gets too moody about everything.
Sunday June 13th, 2021
club for men who like to swim naked. sexuality not important, a nudist club. Frequented by members of OUT on Saturdays and Mondays in different pools.
Saturday June 12th, 2021
Club night in London for hairy scary people and those who like them. Although it’s a) way more chilled than that makes it sound and b) open until 6am for beer. Yay!
Thursday June 10th, 2021
Collections of like minded superiors who do battle for ghastly amounts of booze, money, food and uranium by answering as many questions as they can correctly in a set amount of time
......well not uranium really, that would be plain silly and tres dangerouse
Wednesday June 9th, 2021
Have I Got News For You. Comedy, satire, “fuck me” shoes and far too much Boris Johnson. What’s not to love?
Monday June 7th, 2021
Miller Genuine Draft
Real MGD is a light tasting lager, brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
In the UK it doesn’t taste as good, but it does have a higher alcohol content, so it’s not all bad!
Sunday June 6th, 2021
Stylish comedian, author, and actor with sexy brain.
Presents QI. Played Wooster in Granada adaptation of Jeeves and Wooster.
Saturday June 5th, 2021
dirty homosexual.....what i am and what i like,amongst other things.
Friday June 4th, 2021
Surname of a blonde lovely whose first name was Serena. First came into our bleak little lives when she appeared on Breakfast Television with other notable celebrities of the day. Later went on to present The Clothes Show with Jeff Banks. Who is a short arse. Who also would not know clothes design if it came up to him, ripped his clothes off, gave him the best rodgering he’d ever had, doused itself in petrol, and set itself alight with the words, "Oi you short-arse git Banksy, I’m Clothes Design!"
Thursday June 3rd, 2021
Scary as fuck. Look at them, they’re evil little bastards!