Words of the Day for June 2020
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Tuesday June 30th, 2020
stroke
Smooth slow motion of one’s hand along an object/person/sextoy
Monday June 29th, 2020
bullshit
Noun. Nonsense, rubbish, egocentric boasting. Cf. ‘bull’.
Verb. To lie, fib.
Saturday June 27th, 2020
choke the chicken
Vrb Phrs. To masturbate. E.g."It’s no wonder you’re tired, spending every waking hour choking the chicken!"
Friday June 26th, 2020
b3ta
“We love the web” screams it’s headline. Well, if you loved it so much you’d not peddle so much FILTH AND DEPRAVITY on it 
Thursday June 25th, 2020
Monging
REQUIRES ONE TRUSTWORTHY, OPEN-MINDED FRIEND!
1. Go to a graveyard/morgue/crypt
2. Retrieve one body of a female (possibly by aid of shovel)
3. Proceed to carry out oral sex on said body
4. Brace as friend impacts on body’s abdomen with some force, exploding juices and gases into your face.
Strictly for use after no other ideas...
Wednesday June 24th, 2020
G-A-Y
Pretentious bar full of pretentious scene queen fashion slaves who won’t even pas the time of day with you unless you are wearing the last Armani. Go to Trash Palace; its much cooler!
Tuesday June 23rd, 2020
defenestration
I knew what this was but haven’t read a book by whoever or done any academical stuff. I’m just clever, so ner.
Saturday June 20th, 2020
feelie
something pleasantly tactile, such as velvet, silk, suede or foreskin; someone who enjoys the feel of feelie things.
Thursday June 18th, 2020
Cucumber
a handy vegetarian sex aid when meat is hard to find.
Wednesday June 17th, 2020
Corrie
An amazing soap opera set up North. Oh it’s grand. And has a cat miaowing in its opening titles.
Fucking A.
Tuesday June 16th, 2020
bugger
Noun.
1. An objectionable person.
2. A person. Also used in a sense of pity, see ‘sod’.
3. A situation or event that is difficult or distressing. E.g."It’s a real bugger Pete catching the flu on his summer holidays."
Exclam. Expressing annoyance or frustration.
Verb. To ruin, damage, break. E.g."If I find out it was you that buggered my DVD player, then you can forget borrowing money from us to go on holiday."
Monday June 15th, 2020
sandra
Very tall quite rude drag “artiste” who is known to frequent the East London scene. Known for her catchphrases such as “I’m black, I’m not stupid”, she occasionally hosts the Amateur Strip Night at the Swan
Saturday June 13th, 2020
graham
My god its my Dads name.........FC has both my parents on here now
see Sandra
Thursday June 11th, 2020
uncoffeed
To be without your morning coffee
Eg: Scott is uncoffeed this morning
Tuesday June 9th, 2020
fucktard
Someone who isn’t blessed with the clever clogs and is frequently battered with the stupid stick
Monday June 8th, 2020
C4
Short for channel 4. Easily the best UK terrestrial channel and probably one of the best channels overall. Known for it’s mix of excellent comedy, light entertainment, and excellent documentaries. Their great schedule is only spoiled by Big brother and Wife Swap.
Sunday June 7th, 2020
FuckShitPissWillyBollocks
What you say when you’ve just bashed your head on something by accident.
Saturday June 6th, 2020
Daily Mail
election Flyer for the BNP..
not fit to wipe your arse on
Friday June 5th, 2020
no2id
An ID scheme won’t stop terrorists
An ID scheme will not control illegal immigration
An ID scheme won’t enable you to have anything you do not already have
An ID scheme will cost billions in taxpayers money and achieve nothing
An ID scheme will mean your most intimate details will be controlled by the government forever
An ID scheme will cost everyone £75 every year
Thursday June 4th, 2020
David Blunkett
Rather cute (?) politician who of whom many freakcity dwellers love to hate