62011 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for June 2011

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Thursday June 30th, 2011

gays, filthy
""Homosexuals can’t swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they’re trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at “The Captain’s Table”... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think “Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?” You can’t run a ship like that.""

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Thursday June 30th, 2011

gays, filthy
""Homosexuals can’t swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they’re trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at “The Captain’s Table”... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think “Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?” You can’t run a ship like that.""

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Wednesday June 29th, 2011

Big Finish
Purveyors of very fine audio dramas

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Tuesday June 28th, 2011

barbican
Where long-legged plastic dolls go for a "number two"

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Monday June 27th, 2011

Pam Ann
God with hoopy earrings

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Sunday June 26th, 2011

ITV
television for chavs..

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Saturday June 25th, 2011

Asperger’s Syndrome
Annoying

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Friday June 24th, 2011

Artery
the study of fine paintings

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Thursday June 23rd, 2011

naked
mmmm cute owen naked...

:o)

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Wednesday June 22nd, 2011

Milton Keynes
Place where I live right now that no one should ever come to as its a housing estate around a shopping centre! If you havent been before you’re not missing much, if you have then please join my support group and meet fellow MK Victims.

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Tuesday June 21st, 2011

celery
Full of Vitamines and Fibre and very good for you – Oh and tasty too!!

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Monday June 20th, 2011

Kitten-on-a-stick
Evil and cruel. Penalty for BBQ kittens on sticks is instant death.

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Sunday June 19th, 2011

G-A-Y
The UK’s number one chicken coup, ran by the predatory Jeremy ‘Owl’ Joseph, purely so he can say he’s best friends with the acts. One hasn’t got a proper five-star GayCard until one has been fiddled with by a stranger in the loos there, or – more adventurously – at the back of the stage.

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Saturday June 18th, 2011

David Blunkett
Seems to get a lot more action than he deserves.

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Friday June 17th, 2011

lesbian bed death
This happens anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of years into a lesbian relationship. The sex stops and doesn’t restart and the two descend into bickering and pouting at each other due to sexual frustration. Apparently. : D

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Thursday June 16th, 2011

camp queens
Something to point at and laugh at of a Saturday evening.

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Wednesday June 15th, 2011

Absinthe
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

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Tuesday June 14th, 2011

I so ain’t declaring anything here
Well you didn’t think there’d be any further information by clicking on that link, did you?

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Monday June 13th, 2011

Faggots
Mr Brains offal-based brainchild

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Sunday June 12th, 2011

wars on iraq
Very popular with certain people and much opposed by others.

Oil split on troubled waters – beware of spreading.

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Saturday June 11th, 2011

antidisestablishmentarianism
A shorter word that antidisestablishmentarianistic

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Friday June 10th, 2011

thin guys
A diagnostic feature of Eastern European porn.

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Thursday June 9th, 2011

Internet, Stabbed in the face over the
“Stabbed in the face over the internet”

A term of endearment used lovingly by the Deev towards many a computer company world wide. Originally believed to come from some site called www.bash.org. And not from stuii at all.

"<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

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Wednesday June 8th, 2011

normalicy
The act of being normal. Something Scott is a bit poor at, apparently

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Tuesday June 7th, 2011

C4
Plastic explosive. Hur.

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Monday June 6th, 2011

colouring in
Common reference used to describe any educational course after Year 9 in Geography

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Sunday June 5th, 2011

Pink Floyd
British band, Got together in the 60s after meeting at Cambridge. Spent all their grant money on musical equipment. Made a name for themselves because of their psychadelic shows, these were twinned with cutting edge light shows and the like. Made it big during the 70s. Sold more albums worldwide than any other band ever anywhere. The Dark Side of the Moon was in the American Album Chart top 100 for 2 weeks short of 14 years. They mostly managed this without writing crappy love songs either ; )

Scott’s favourite band ever : D

Scott’s brother went out with David_Gilmour’s daughter.

The band once played in the living room of Scott’s first boyfriend’s parents in the 60s when they weren’t very good.

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Saturday June 4th, 2011

BMW drivers
Braindead Macho Wankers – to be exact!

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Friday June 3rd, 2011

netsplits
Plural of netsplit

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Thursday June 2nd, 2011

jam
Yummy thing made out of squished up fruits and lots of sugar all cooked forever and then left to set in the fridge...Not, as Eddie Izzard would have you believe, made by wasps.

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