Words of the Day for May 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Monday May 31st, 2021
Pam Ann
Fabulous air hostess comedian type thing. Hard to explain. Opened for Cher at Wembley (fnarr)
Sunday May 30th, 2021
Jim
Extremely embarrassing thing to do, especially when done so professionally by Scott.
Friday May 28th, 2021
layogenic
<la.yo.jenik> adj. likely to look attractive from a distance
Wednesday May 26th, 2021
photography
The art of being able to make strange people look at least remotely pretty and not camp at all.
Monday May 24th, 2021
Places the inhabitants of which give her majesty pleasure.
Sunday May 23rd, 2021
Overgrown pepperpots with sink plungers that have caused mayhem and terror throughout the universe.
Saturday May 22nd, 2021
You Cube
Where the Borg post videos of their assimilations on the internet
Friday May 21st, 2021
bobdylan
But who still somehow managed to be considerably richer than you, Pete
Wednesday May 19th, 2021
Cottaging
Soliciting for sex in public lavatories. If the smell of stale piss and vomit does it for you, then go for it 
Tuesday May 18th, 2021
spending money
The evil yet depression-beater thing that makes me and most people bankrupt
Monday May 17th, 2021
Jim
+Verb.+
The action of accidentally sending a highly personal email to an entire mailing list instead of the intended recipient. Kudos if the person the email is gossiping about is actually on said list.
A lesser Jim is when you mispost from one list to another. CF Jim from the MT list crossposting to Urban Cyclists frequently.
Although Jim’s original Jim is the best, some others have managed to Jim noticeably well, including Scott who once Jimmed about an ex friend’s mental state to the list that person was on.
Sunday May 16th, 2021
dogging
When straight people found what gay guys were upto. They’ll be tea-bagging next.
Saturday May 15th, 2021
colouring in
Involving using felt tip pens and a colouring book.
Going over the lines is considered "wrong"
Friday May 14th, 2021
Woolworths
Large Chain store for Chavs children clothes.. CD’s Chocolate and world famous Pick N’ Mix.
A visit to Woolworths is well worth it... apparantly
Wednesday May 12th, 2021
Private
Film from director Saverio Costanzo about a Palestinian family who live normal (ish) lives in a house between a settlement and a refugee camp that are turned upside down when the Israeli army occupies the house. Shocking, the ending was unexpected, very good.
Tuesday May 11th, 2021
MySpace Suicide
Leaving MySpace in a strop of “you’re all bastards/nobody understands me/I’ve taken 15,000 aspirin and I’m going now” only to return about 5 days later under a different name whilst looking a little sheepish
Monday May 10th, 2021
Archery
Really quite good fun, and a useful stopgap before you realise that saying you’ll go cycling means school will trust you to leave the campus on a Wednesday afternoon and cycle around South Dartmoor, whereas you actually sit in a field and get stoned lots.
Hypothetically, of course.
Sunday May 9th, 2021
Creme Egg
My most favouritest sweetie ever. Generally bought by me in large quantities and consumed post haste.
Saturday May 8th, 2021
web
Something to do with Tim Bernars-Lee and something called the Internet.
Thursday May 6th, 2021
camp queens
someone to throw out of bed on a sunday morning!
Wednesday May 5th, 2021
Ultraviolet
Shockingly excellent one-off Channel 4 series, somehow combining a cop show with (a modernisation of) vampire myth. Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Buffy.
Monday May 3rd, 2021
DIY
A pastime responsible for the creation of widows and orphans across the nation. *I’m a fully un-qualified electrician. If you need your plugs or lights doing – I’m your man*
Saturday May 1st, 2021
teabagging
Teabagging is an act carried out by a (An adult male person (as opposed to a woman)) man placing his (One of the two male reproductive glands that produce spermatozoa and secrete androgens) testicles on another (A human being) person or object, usually as a (A ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement) prank but sometimes for (Click link for more info and facts about sexual) sexual purposes. The act got its name from its supposed similarity to the action of dipping a (Click link for more info and facts about teabag) teabag. Some call the activity braining, after the appearance of the (The external pouch that contains the testes) scrotum.
. as in sex and the city