Words of the Day for May 2020
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Sunday May 31st, 2020
Famous member of another group of people who can also appreciate the sheer horror of Artex
Saturday May 30th, 2020
Fantastic British God of over-acting. To be found shouting incredulously “Gordon’s alive?”
Friday May 29th, 2020
n. an unnamed-- exotic/strange/bizzare sexual act-- done by people in private.
n. ability to identify a person’s kinky sexual interest.
Thursday May 28th, 2020
Peter is a martyr. We should all thank him, really. At the same time, we can’t help wondering whether he Takes A Stand like he does because he was bullied at school for having a name that rhymes with satchel.
Wednesday May 27th, 2020
Yellow stuff you put or pout on crackers in the absense of marmite.
Sunday May 24th, 2020
The art of eating only mung beans and scones without cream. And scones.
Vegans can have explosive wind. I suspect TJ is a closet vegan
Saturday May 23rd, 2020
The last lot of ID cards were burnt with great aplomb in the early 1950s, why do we want the bloody things now?
Friday May 22nd, 2020
Fabulous club night that’s been running for 800 years. Can’t really describe it’s greatness, see link below:
Tuesday May 19th, 2020
Verb. 1. To share, loan or borrow. E.g."That’s the third cigarette you’ve crashed off me in the last hour!"
2. To temporarily stay over or sleep at a place other than at one’s own usual abode. E.g."Can I crash at yours tonight? It’ll cost too much for a taxi home."
Noun. The situation of crashing (See ‘crash’ verb). E.g."Come on, get your cigarettes out, it’s your crash."
Monday May 18th, 2020
1) The act of being alive
2) Doing things, "Haveing a life"
Sunday May 17th, 2020
A high score in Scrabble but there is never enough room on the board!
Saturday May 16th, 2020
Person or thing defined as being lovely to the ears, eyes, or mouth
Friday May 15th, 2020
evil people who try to run me over everytime they see me in the street!
Thursday May 14th, 2020
One of the best places to steal all of your witty one liners from.
e.g. ‘Woah there pickle’
Wednesday May 13th, 2020
The best word to use to refer coloquially to a “potato” if your “u” key’s broken
Monday May 11th, 2020
tea and muffins
a nicer way of saying “deep anal thrusting by random gaydar scary men”
Sunday May 10th, 2020
An imaginary and fictional device use to waste all of my life!
Wednesday May 6th, 2020
“Everybody knows Badger loves.... Mash Potato!”
the series got banned by the RSCPA as city kids killed rural badgers with packs of Cadburys Smash
Tuesday May 5th, 2020
The act of jizzing in your hand and then flinging it at someone’s face, shouting “Web on!”.
Monday May 4th, 2020
sirens on a Police car usualy refferred to in the pural in lines like “Serg, can we use our woo- woos on this shout?”
Sunday May 3rd, 2020
New Zealand definition of what is termed in the UK as honey-comb...thus leading me to believ kiwi’s are weird