52011 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for May 2011

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Tuesday May 31st, 2011

Frooming
Slowly splaying your fingers across someone’s knee. On some people, this has no effect what so ever, but some people just melt when you do it to them.

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Tuesday May 31st, 2011

Frooming
Slowly splaying your fingers across someone’s knee. On some people, this has no effect what so ever, but some people just melt when you do it to them.

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Monday May 30th, 2011

Oleophobic
Fear of hand creams

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Sunday May 29th, 2011

Blean
Scientific measure of luminosity : 1 glimmer = 100,000 bleans. Usherettes’ torches are designed to produce between 2.5 and 4 bleans, enabling them to assist you in falling downstairs, treading on people or putting your hand into a Neapolitan tub when reaching for change.

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Saturday May 28th, 2011

The Crow
The beligerent, rude, overweight, menapausal oaf I have to work with

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Friday May 27th, 2011

Money
Money has no value, other than the use you put it to.

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Thursday May 26th, 2011

chocolate
yumm Moro Bars

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Tuesday May 24th, 2011

Bockwurst
Huge, suspicious looking German sausage.

CF: ulf

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Monday May 23rd, 2011

Subgenius
The greatest religion ever revealed or the greatest joke ever told or both, or something else.

’... and so the Skull farmer threw the dead prarie squid out the window and said "If that’s your Johnson rod then what’s in the refridgerator?"’

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Sunday May 22nd, 2011

Brew Up
To make one or more cups of tea

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Saturday May 21st, 2011

wendy
The best place in the US for finger food ; )

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Friday May 20th, 2011

Cyndi Lauper
She just wants to have fun, show her true colours, time after time...

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Thursday May 19th, 2011

sunin
Not so much a camp as a caravan park

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Wednesday May 18th, 2011

eating babies
Fruitbat’s pastime. apparently chickens taste like these

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Tuesday May 17th, 2011

Interweb
The broken definition of “Internet” the

“Interweb”. Used by those members of the media and people who think that the web is the Internet. (There are other protocols too, you know...)

And probably your parents.

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Monday May 16th, 2011

Daily Mail
election Flyer for the BNP..

not fit to wipe your arse on

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Sunday May 15th, 2011

RTFM
Read The Fuckin Manual:

as in Mike would you please Read The Fuckin Manual before asking us to sort out your overpaid tech job.

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Saturday May 14th, 2011

Scott
Fantastically friendly and helpful bloke

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Friday May 13th, 2011

BNP
Banque National de Paris

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Thursday May 12th, 2011

lady grey tea
Lady Grey is a blend unique to Twinings and is a lighter alternative to Earl Grey with a gentle, citrus flavour.

Origin: China

Flavour: Delicate

A light, refreshing tea, pale gold in colour and infused with the flavour of Seville orange, lemon and bergamot.

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Wednesday May 11th, 2011

masturbation
one is fun... to quote Delia Smith

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Tuesday May 10th, 2011

Nessa Titty
The mother of Ivan Tion

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Monday May 9th, 2011

Horticulturalist
Brian Sewal

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Sunday May 8th, 2011

Fruitbat
a rather disgusting (but strangely appealing) creature easily recognised by a musky aroma around it’s fingers.

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Saturday May 7th, 2011

23
The number of the beast.

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Friday May 6th, 2011

thingbox
“A box of things”. Apparently. Looks more like a website of some description to me...

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Thursday May 5th, 2011

infidelity
The act of siding with the "infidels"

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Wednesday May 4th, 2011

Banjo
Guitar for inbreds

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Tuesday May 3rd, 2011

Wine
Alcoholic beverage made from grapes, parsnips, dandelions, pretty much anything fruity or vegetable-like.

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Monday May 2nd, 2011

Elf
crap French Petrol..

specialists in lubricants

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