Words of the Day for April 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Sunday April 30th, 2023
Two random, unconnected nouns brutally stapled together to form a wooly, gay name for a less-wooly and less gay man
Thursday April 27th, 2023
Powerful psychadelic drug favoured by clubbers. It is vitally important you avoid using this drug in G-A-Y, else you may end up having a potent spiritual experience involving Rick Astley.
In common with all hallucinogenics, long-term use of ecstasy won’t make you addicted, but it will make you very dull.
Wednesday April 26th, 2023
American network that fucks around with, and then prematurely cancels, really good TV shows
Tuesday April 25th, 2023
Monday April 24th, 2023
Pick up a Hungarian twat of a spoon bender in you car.
Saturday April 22nd, 2023
Can’t be bothered to turn over the television
Thursday April 20th, 2023
groovy green stuff that goes round the inside of your bike tyre, thus rendering it almost impossible to get a puncture without the aid of a pneumatic drill
Wednesday April 19th, 2023
16 year old girl in Texas whom you’ll want to talk to... really active likes having fun fun fun.... ADRENALINE IS HER MIDDLE NAME
Sunday April 16th, 2023
Errorfied’s bitch apparently:
<errorfied> I officially make Zaty my BITCH
this concept is inherently rather funny
Saturday April 15th, 2023
A strange beast that has a snail for a mother and a chameleon for a father
Not to be confused with the Lesser-spotted Bidet
Wednesday April 12th, 2023
The act of cuddling whilst lying facing in the same direction.
The spooner is the rearmost of the pair. The spoonee is the receiver of the spoon.
Positives for the spooner include having somewhere warm to park his winky. Negatives for the spooner can include ticklish back or neck hair making them want to sneeze and the danger of being splattered by flying faecal matter should the spoonee produce a wet fart.
Positives for the spoonee inlcude having an arm clutched around you and a general sense of well-being and security. Neagtives for the spoonee include having the dead weight of an arm crushing your ribs when the spooner falls asleep mid-cuddle
Tuesday April 11th, 2023
Cigarettes are good for the lungs, increase your sexual prowess and make you appear devastatingly attractive to members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex. They help to fund the NHS, they are nice to kittens and are suitable for enjoyment by all ages.
Sunday April 9th, 2023
As far as I am concerned – the greatest band currently on this little rock
But for most just a fun accoustic Irish rock band with a penchent for nice strings...
Friday April 7th, 2023
go to holland put your finger in one and she if she bites back!
Tuesday April 4th, 2023
Nice choon from John Taverner, as featured in Orange Photo Messaging adverts.
Monday April 3rd, 2023
One of the most inspired comedies of recent history. Best watched whilst under some sort of influence, but just as bizarre when sober.