Words of the Day for April 2022
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday April 30th, 2022
Someone who smokes so much dope they are entirely unaware what day it is, and even more entirely unaware that not knowing what day it is would be upsetting to a large proportion of the population.
Immortalised on film by Jay and Silent Bob
Wednesday April 27th, 2022
A minor court of Fey, as in “Seelie” and "Unseelie"
Sunday April 24th, 2022
THis would involve such acts as running down the road with a traffic cone on your head.
This is not to be confused with drunken behaviour.
Wednesday April 20th, 2022
Take old bugs and holes out put new bugs and holes in
Tuesday April 19th, 2022
Scary Creatures, like Intergalactic Space Bunny
Monday April 18th, 2022
Character in Dicken’s lesser known work “A Gay Christmas Carol”
Sunday April 17th, 2022
Slogan used by Staffordshire County Council on roadsigns at major entry points. May not be related to wholesale closure of the ceramics industry in the Potteries, coalmining and metal-bashing in the Black Country. Perhaps it refers to JCB at Uttoxeter.
Wednesday April 13th, 2022
An older gent who exclusively hunts young pretty boys
Tuesday April 12th, 2022
Crusty man fat detritus found on most surfaces of gentlemens public toilets.
Monday April 11th, 2022
old man collecting
For this hobby you will need:
a lockable cupboard or room
a packet of bourbon biscuits and some weak lemon drink
Saturday April 9th, 2022
The term (formerly) used to detail 2 pence.
Immortalized in the film ‘Mary Poppins’.
Friday April 8th, 2022
The age you’re allowed to do something from.
CF: you can come in ’ere fromage 16.
Wednesday April 6th, 2022
Will make Superman gay.
Also a type of clay used for its swelling properties on wetting and low permeability.Often referred to by me as ’nature’s tampon’
Monday April 4th, 2022
To use a computer – especially the internet – for any purpose that’s not specifically constructive or "useful"
Sunday April 3rd, 2022
Arachnids. The hairy ones are usually quite cute
Saturday April 2nd, 2022
Murdering someone by pushing them out fo a window. Nine out of ten people who know what this word means have read a book by David Eddings