42011 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for April 2011

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Saturday April 30th, 2011

Citizens Advice
85 bureaux in London and around 750 across the UK. Can’t get through on the telephone? Well they are charities and the advice is free, staffed by volunteers and funded out of your Council Tax by your local authority who keep chopping their grants budgets.

Advice available on line. OR go and volunteer!

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Saturday April 30th, 2011

Citizens Advice
85 bureaux in London and around 750 across the UK. Can’t get through on the telephone? Well they are charities and the advice is free, staffed by volunteers and funded out of your Council Tax by your local authority who keep chopping their grants budgets.

Advice available on line. OR go and volunteer!

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Friday April 29th, 2011

Woolworths
A place where people go to work once they become too old to work at McDonalds

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Thursday April 28th, 2011

The spiderman
The act of jizzing in your hand and then flinging it at someone’s face, shouting “Web on!”.

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Wednesday April 27th, 2011

Metrosexual
fucking on the paris underground

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Tuesday April 26th, 2011

Gin (with tonic
Vitamins G and T.

Should be taken daily.

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Monday April 25th, 2011

Doritos
Fake crisps. Inedible uncheesy toe-nail clippings.

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Sunday April 24th, 2011

JMS
Joe Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5

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Saturday April 23rd, 2011

Bozone
A band of young boys missing a “y”

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Friday April 22nd, 2011

Blair
Poodle.

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Thursday April 21st, 2011

Fox
They air the Simpsons.

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Wednesday April 20th, 2011

bum
dick entry

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Tuesday April 19th, 2011

Elstree
Elstree ... big TV studio complex. not in elstree at all but in nearby Boreham Wood.

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Monday April 18th, 2011

spiders
Arachnids. The hairy ones are usually quite cute

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Sunday April 17th, 2011

scope
Special.

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Saturday April 16th, 2011

traveling
Americanism for travelling – usually involves a car of some description and some burgers ; )

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Friday April 15th, 2011

Troon
Troon – noun – a piece of music from the Tron: Legacy soundtrack

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Thursday April 14th, 2011

911

Help

see also 112 and 999

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Wednesday April 13th, 2011

Wisdom Teeth
Perhaps the suffering makes one wiser?

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Tuesday April 12th, 2011

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick

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Monday April 11th, 2011

Homie-Sexual
a gay person who has an interest in urban cultures, such as hip hop, graffiti, b-boying/breaking, turntablism.....

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Sunday April 10th, 2011

blue curaco
bloody delcious blue liquor which i import in the dozens from spain

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Saturday April 9th, 2011

Shonky
Badly implemented or produced. Describing a person who isn’t so good at doing what they’re doing.

“His barwork was a bit shonky”.

“That chair’s a bit shonky”...

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Friday April 8th, 2011

UFO
Famous for the purple haired woman

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Thursday April 7th, 2011

MusicMatch
MusicMatch Jukebox is one of the best media players around offering loads of features that others dont. AutoDJ, 800,000 song shop, mp3pro, skins, music library, portable device support, etc. Doesn’t yet support Ogg tho : ’( Scott’s fave (apart from Winamp 5 : D)

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Wednesday April 6th, 2011

Moob
Moob (pl:Moobs)

Man boobs

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Tuesday April 5th, 2011

Hokey-Pokey
New Zealand definition of what is termed in the UK as honey-comb...thus leading me to believ kiwi’s are weird

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Monday April 4th, 2011

404
Proving that you have failed at websearching, and at life as a whole.

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Sunday April 3rd, 2011

coffin dodger
see [Deev}

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Saturday April 2nd, 2011

Massage
Relaxation therapy, often with pretty-smelling oils. Available now at bargain prices : D

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