42010 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for April 2010

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Friday April 30th, 2010

weeabix
Perverted breakfast

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Friday April 30th, 2010

weeabix
Perverted breakfast

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Thursday April 29th, 2010

browns
The result of cloning Gordon Brown*

*Warning: excessive prudence may be injurious to the economy.

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Wednesday April 28th, 2010

cycling
Tell that to this man!

Not to mention that cycling up hills gives you really toned arse!

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Tuesday April 27th, 2010

Computers
Fuckers.

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Monday April 26th, 2010

Wallnuts
Wallnuts. Crawl up walls when no-one’s looking and land on your head when you least expect it.

Come in salted, dry roasted and hairy flavours

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Sunday April 25th, 2010

ronald hutton (prof)
Intelligent and marvellously barmy academic who was most recently seen presenting a BBC2 prog on 17th Century history to the preppy pop of a a Kylie soundtrack.

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Saturday April 24th, 2010

bnp
Bangladesh Nationalist Party, often to be seen canvassing in parts of East London and campaigning against the BNP, oh the irony!

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Friday April 23rd, 2010

Microbe
very tiny dressing gown

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Thursday April 22nd, 2010

Swansea
My pretty, shitty city.

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Wednesday April 21st, 2010

Assam
Assam is a black tea named after the region of its production (Assam, India). This tea grown at sealevel is known for its body, briskness, malty flavor, and strong, bright color. Historically, Assam is the second commercial tea production region after China. China and Assam are the only two regions in the world with native tea plants. Assam tea revolutionized tea drinking habits since the tea, produced from a different variety of the tea plant, yielded a different kind of tea.

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Tuesday April 20th, 2010

Showgirls
Fantastic comedy about strippers and their life in the hellhole of Las Vegas. (Play the Showgirls drinking game by drinking every time Gina Gershon says Darlin’ – it’s a great way to get very very drunk.) Pure trash as only the wonderful Paul Verhoeven can do it.

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Monday April 19th, 2010

jam
Blue Jam

The original three series

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Sunday April 18th, 2010

laurs bobbins
my wifey : D

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Saturday April 17th, 2010

Bimble
To pass the time doing something fun but vague

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Friday April 16th, 2010

camp queens
someone to throw out of bed on a sunday morning!

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Thursday April 15th, 2010

butch
How Mage describes himself. (See quote 551)

Mage gives his name to the measure of butchness, the Mage Butchness Unit (MBU). Mage himself is 1000 MBU.

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Wednesday April 14th, 2010

Milton Keynes
Godforsaken place that has no relevance to the existance of human life, except for the fact it is there. No one likes it, but people actually live there. Now you know hwere the Bogeyman comes from.

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Tuesday April 13th, 2010

Faucet
c.1400, from O.Fr. fausset “stopper,” perhaps dim. of L. faux, fauc- “throat.” Spigot and faucet was the name of an old type of tap for a barrel or cask, consisting of a hollow, tapering tube, which was driven at the narrow end into a barrel, and a screw into the tube which regulated the flow of the liquid. Properly, it seems, the spigot was the tube, the faucet the screw, but the senses have merged or reversed over time. Faucet is now the common word in Amer.Eng. for the whole apparatus.

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Monday April 12th, 2010

LOL
lol

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Sunday April 11th, 2010

coffin dodger
Noun. An elderly person. Derog.

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Saturday April 10th, 2010

Photographer
former ID of OUT event organiser Jason E, now left OUT. Have had my photographic style called “Post Modern Readers Wives” – make of that what you will, but I enjoy it and I love seeing my purple wall over the ’net.

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Friday April 9th, 2010

golfing umbrellas
Unless you’re on a golf-course, this is just the most irritating US-esque “bigger is beautiful” invention ever created.....even cars don’t get my goat as much as these bloody things do.

How many people do you normally see under them? and how large are their heads?

Just too fucking big.

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Thursday April 8th, 2010

peckham
Also known as Detroit

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Wednesday April 7th, 2010

Faeces 8472
A particularly stubborn bottom dropping that resists any biological, chemical or technological means of ridding it from the toilet bowl

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Tuesday April 6th, 2010

graham
A sort of sad, overly self-obsessed, Irish comic of the Norton variety eaten by Americans. They have no idea it might have been funny at one time.

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Monday April 5th, 2010

gaysbo
A gazebo for gays. Or possibly a gay gazebo (ie it looks pretty but isn’t terribly useful, just like a gay)

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Sunday April 4th, 2010

Birmingham New Street
A concrete carbuncle with dark cellar of a rail station with claustrophobic platforms underneath.

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Saturday April 3rd, 2010

FoIP
Fire over IP™.

Ever wanted to set fire to someone’s face over the internet? Well now you can!

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Friday April 2nd, 2010

Firewall
Something, usually a dedicated device, that sits on the cable between you and the evil Interweb and stops nasty packetses from getting to your machine.

Compare with Packet Filter, a piece of software you bought (*cough* illegally stole) that claims to be a “Firewall” but really sits on your machine and tries to stop Windows noticing the nasty packetses.

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