Words of the Day for March 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Friday March 31st, 2023
History
Stupid subject created with the sole purpose of arguing about the same topics for ever and ever and ever and never coming to any one conclusion about said topics!
Thursday March 30th, 2023
Gooch
The sensitive bit between your hole and your genuine Italy (or the “gen Italia” as they say).
Tuesday March 28th, 2023
Q
A VERY BIG MAN. Who was quite camp. And could do stuff. Played by a not so big quite camp man called John
Monday March 27th, 2023
FeckArse
Moogal’s computer, named after watching a lot of Father Ted.
Saturday March 25th, 2023
Jesus Army
Evil Northampton-based weirdos who rampage through town in eerily psychadelic minibuses spreading crosses and indoctrination.
Thursday March 23rd, 2023
Fart
Not a good idea if you’ve got the squits.
See Squits
Wednesday March 22nd, 2023
Blair
Blair, Tony:- British PM from 1998-nuclear holocaust (next June)
Tuesday March 21st, 2023
Fox
Lawrence Fox. Latest in a long line of acting Foxes. Has a very appealing shower scene in the film /The Hole/
Monday March 20th, 2023
boffins
People like this: www.traintesting.com/images/HST_York_1973.jpg
Friday March 17th, 2023
Papaya
also know as a Paw Paw.
The juice of one slows down a dose of the shits.
Thursday March 16th, 2023
Farscape
A Sci-Fi series that freakily morphed into Stargate when no one was looking
Sunday March 12th, 2023
the wall
An album by Pink_Floyd – sold in excess of 23 million copies. Released in 1979, favourite of Scott’s mum so he ended up brought up on it. Third best selling album of all time in the US – topped only by Michael_Jackson’s Thriller and The_Eagles – Greatest Hits. Scott once got an A- in English for writing about it.
Very depressing, introspective and dark.
Turned into a film by Alan_Parker, sort of explains what the album’s about.
Also spawned some amazingly gorgeous artwork by Gerald_Scarfe
Friday March 10th, 2023
Antidisestablishmentarianism
The philosophy of being against sepperating the powers of the Church and the State
Thursday March 9th, 2023
Seabears
An imaginary creature that haunts the sandy beaches of the Canary Islands. They forage during the evening hours on Chavvy tourists and takes them back to their rocky lair and play tunes on their bones.
Commonly used in the phrase “I’m having a Seabears moment” when realising a slip of the tongue – can be interchanged with “blonde” or “senior”, but “seabears” is far far better
Wednesday March 8th, 2023
computing
Once you’re on the subscription list for this magazine you never escape. Tends to breed in pigeon-holes and on desks until thrown away en masse (still in its plastic wrapping). Only redeeming feature is the Dilbert cartoon and tales of how your tax is being squandered on yet another project involving EDS.
Sunday March 5th, 2023
Malibu
It just takes one night of drunken fun with this to make you never wanna drink it again. Try thinking about it’s taste the morning after...
Saturday March 4th, 2023
Speedophile
Some one who gets the horn out of men in Speedos
Friday March 3rd, 2023
gardening
Keeps old people alive longer – almost as good as gene-splicing and NHS treatment
Wednesday March 1st, 2023
northampton
Where you’re worth as much as your trainers and mobile phone.