Words of the Day for March 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Tuesday March 30th, 2021
Willow
A rather bad 1988 film directed by Ron Howard which contracted practically every dwarf in the country as an extra.
Friday March 26th, 2021
Brokeback Mountain
A film which everybody likes despite being about two guys in love
Wednesday March 24th, 2021
cycling
Something I’m not currently able to do as my bike is attached to a large metal grill, never to be freed *grumble*
Sunday March 21st, 2021
marmite
Lovely, tasty, full of Vitamin B. Great on toast.
Friday March 19th, 2021
fanny batter
Crusty remains of woman juices surrounding the vag after a very heavy sesh. Not to be eaten with chips.
Thursday March 18th, 2021
C&C
Computers & cock.
The main topics made by the occupants of freakcity. Even the crazy women. Can be worked into any conversation. Ever.
Wednesday March 17th, 2021
Pretty men
[n. pl.] A particular genus of human noted for their aesthetically pleasing arrangement of facial features and/or hairstyle. Most tend to look good half dressed and photographed in black and white. May or may not have more than two GCSEs.
Tuesday March 16th, 2021
Gregg Araki
Deeply cool director responsible for, amongst other things, Totally F***ed up and Mysterious Skin
Sunday March 14th, 2021
FTMI
mage’s favourite saying – “Far too much information”
Sometimes expanded into FTMFIROFFLIOLOL by people like spiritusmundispit because...well...he’s like that
Saturday March 13th, 2021
conservatives
Pointless and irrelevant bunch of chunts who still seem to think that if they pay a few media moguls it means they have a hope in hell of being elected. Like ever.
Click below to tell Anne Widdecombe to SHUT UP
Wednesday March 10th, 2021
sci fi
Jason’s Mum pronounces this “skiffy” and does not like it when Jason’s Dad has it on the TV.
Wednesday March 3rd, 2021
Coventry
Also has a *fantastic* ring road. Much amusement is had watching non-locals try to drive on it and promptly shit themselves when they realise the junctions are 3ft apart.
Tuesday March 2nd, 2021
alcohol
popular drug treasured for its ability to make the imbiber gracefully acorabatic, hugely witty, astonishingly attractive, and breathtakingly wise.
Excessive alcohol consumption can lead to addiction, poverty and, most worryingly, G-A-Y.