Words of the Day for March 2020
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Tuesday March 31st, 2020
404
term to describe a non-brain-activated action or person. ie. ’she’s a total 404’ (comes from the 404 error message when a web-page can’t be found)
Monday March 30th, 2020
gaysbo
A gazebo for gays. Or possibly a gay gazebo (ie it looks pretty but isn’t terribly useful, just like a gay)
Sunday March 29th, 2020
Metro
A newspaper produced free by the makers of the daily_mail and other horrendous rags like that...
Tries really hard to pretend that it’s not a right wing scaremongering piece of trash but occasionally forgets and prints a ranty and rather special article or two.
Thursday March 26th, 2020
hearse
A dodgy pub in the East End of London known as the Black Horse, affectionately called the “Bleak Hearse” by its regulars – tends to be frequented by a strange mix of essex gayers and ladyboys as well as hundreds of faghags and the odd lesbian. Can be quite a laugh at times
Plus they have a pool table. Yay!
Wednesday March 25th, 2020
twong
the noise an Italian makes when being twung over a river using a trebuchet on IRC
Monday March 23rd, 2020
Woolworths
A place where people go to work once they become too old to work at McDonalds
Sunday March 22nd, 2020
body modification
the habit of poking bits of metal through yourself mostly
Thursday March 19th, 2020
oldmancollecting
Origins from ‘Fist of Fun’ (BBC) – one of the Hobbies.
For this hobby you will require: a packet of bourbon biscuits, a lockable room and a flask of weeeek lemon drink.
Go out on pension day and attempt to woo old men into your locakble room using bourbon biscuits – “Would you like a bourbon old man? Answer me!”. Hold out biscuit to old man. walk backwards with biscuit in constant focus of old man. When arriving home, throw biscuit into locakbale room and old man will follow. Shut door and lock it. Repeat.
Or something like that
Wednesday March 18th, 2020
Griffin
Public house in the Northamptonshire village of Pitsford known for decent grub, family entertainment and various break-ins elevating it to the crime capital of the East Midlands
Tuesday March 17th, 2020
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
A good 1000-1 chance of typing this word if you have a fit on the keyboard after seeing too much debauchery
Monday March 16th, 2020
thingbox
“A box of things”. Apparently. Looks more like a website of some description to me...
Saturday March 14th, 2020
randomness
Chaotic, disorganised, with no discernable order
Wednesday March 11th, 2020
Lip Synch
Most “artists” are in the popular music charts do this during “live” performance
Tuesday March 10th, 2020
Oxford
My second home and future place of residence. Isn’t friendly to drivers but a great place to live. Lovely people. Fantastic shops. Beautiful buildings.
Monday March 9th, 2020
cranberry juice
cartons of this liquid are normally found in scott’s fridge after a sunin’n’ted stay..
also mixed with vodka to make sunin fall over..
Thursday March 5th, 2020
Freaks
The users of this website. We’re a sociable bunch and quite lovely 
Wednesday March 4th, 2020
Freakcity
This website. Born from the frustration of another website implementing strange rules a few years back Scott and a couple of others decided we could probably make our own. So we did. We try and make it have the same general feel as IRC but with prettier pictures and no netsplits.
Tuesday March 3rd, 2020
online fora
Alternative plural (to online forums) of online forum. Sorry.
Monday March 2nd, 2020
standing
The act of not sitting, being in an upright and locked position...like on planes very similar to but not entirely unlike the act of being arrested