Words of the Day for February 2024
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday February 28th, 2024
Tuesday February 27th, 2024
Relaxation therapy, often with pretty-smelling oils. Available now at bargain prices
Sunday February 25th, 2024
A nice, clean town with good areas and bad areas.
It has 3 large Tesco stores in the vicinity, plus a lage shopping mall.
Impossible to get lost in, as all the major streets are conveniently numbered as well as named.
Friday February 23rd, 2024
Slowly splaying your fingers across someone’s knee. On some people, this has no effect what so ever, but some people just melt when you do it to them.
Wednesday February 21st, 2024
Enter a universe where women have beards and muscular men go on killing sprees all in search of one sought-after ring. Hmmm...sounds a bit like Freakcity actually.
"Those goblins don’t stand a CHANCE against my Fallen Paladin equipped with Codpiece of Destiny +5!! Suck my THAC0!
Tuesday February 20th, 2024
that bit in the middle where Crossroads (all versions) was film
Monday February 19th, 2024
Like clouds on a summers day, or cotton wool, or someone who is lovely and generally nice
Sunday February 18th, 2024
Early 90s warbler best-remembered for the ethereal ’Sleeping Satellite". Recreated (poorly) as a badger by Harry Hill in the early 00’s
Saturday February 17th, 2024
Bangladesh Nationalist Party, often to be seen canvassing in parts of East London and campaigning against the BNP, oh the irony!
Thursday February 15th, 2024
Give you three wild guesses, dumbass
Monday February 12th, 2024
skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell
Friday February 9th, 2024
Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Thursday February 8th, 2024
Very nice and stong stout. Also known to get scareglow’s drunk.
Wednesday February 7th, 2024
Serve with a *whiff* of tonic, with ice and slice.
Decent gins: Tanqueray & Hendricks’. Bomb.Saph == vaguely acceptable.
Tuesday February 6th, 2024
Big late things that have a habit of annoying me. Once on them, it’s all lovely and good and sweetness and light, but that’s only the nice ones.
Frequently seen falling off rails and upsetting people in well off bits of the UK that aren’t used to it. Bless
“Engineering Excellence” obviously means something else when you’re a multi billion pound corporation
Sunday February 4th, 2024
When the man puts his boytoy in the womanplace and a bearded man films it.
There are also plenty of other types of porn but 90% of it is developed with a straight male audience in mind. Sounds good to me
Saturday February 3rd, 2024
One of the sexiest men to walk the Earth...
Friday February 2nd, 2024
she should be so lucky so stuffin’ chuffin’ lucky