22023 Word of the Day @ Freakcity


Words of the Day for February 2023

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Tuesday February 28th, 2023

Magico-religious system made up in the 1950’s by one Gerald Gardner, mainly by pinching bits from other people’s belief systems, and then mixing it with any excuse for him to have sex with his priestesses.

Added by abeneplacito

Monday February 27th, 2023

Fat bitch with ginger pigtails who makes Obese burgers in America

Added by rangitoto

Sunday February 26th, 2023

Radio 4
Worth the licence fee by itself.

Added by flux

Saturday February 25th, 2023

Aardvaark never killed anybody

Added by Laerad

Friday February 24th, 2023

Taking tea in the afternoon
Anna, the Seventh Duchess of Bedford, is credited with originating the afternoon tea in the 1800s to ward off the hunger pangs between lunch and dinner. Earlier, the Earl of Sandwich had thought of putting fillings between two slices of bread. These two culinary inventions led to the popular custom of taking tea and refreshments in the afternoon.

Added by snigfarp

Thursday February 23rd, 2023

Mythical Greek warrior god, hero at battle of Troy, who became jealous after missing out on Achiles’ prized armour, went mad (something to do with cows), and killed himself.

Added by strepsilly

Wednesday February 22nd, 2023

interesting fart
Usually caused by attempting subtlety, interesting farts are usually violet events of many colours and odours and are known by scientists to cause seepage, staining of underwear, a brief but powerful gamma ray burst and unpopularity if released in a social setting.

Added by mogwai

Tuesday February 21st, 2023

See MySound

Added by jamie

Monday February 20th, 2023

Tim Minear
Wrote for Angel and Firefly. Then went off to create Wonderfalls, an amazingly cool show which was predictably cancelled after less than a whole season

Added by scott

Sunday February 19th, 2023

I’d give this BBC sketchshow a B+ for the line-up of crazy yet real-world characters. Definite signs of a woman’s touch about it.

These quotes may not go down in history, but they make me laugh:

* Maxine Bendix, tender plastic surgery victim with convincing Eastern European accent: “It’s just a little bit of seepage, Frank.”

* Macho garden-centre assistant with too much hair gel and fake tan who is eager to demonstrate the shop’s products (and his packet) to female customers: “Can I be of assistancio-nioh-nioh-nioh-nioh, madam?”

* Don Peacock, Geordie nutter desperate for a lassie to pee on: “And all that and everything reminds me of you.”

* Self-obsessed Italian maid at country house who deliberately puts herself in compromising positions to attract attention (or so she hopes) of passing visitors: “Don’ look at me. I’m shy!”

Added by strepsilly

Saturday February 18th, 2023

Class C hallucinogen with varying degrees of potency, with a wide range of effects, many of which include laughter-induced incapacity and the occasional generation of truly hilarious insights – which are generally lost amidst the vast amount of crap which is also spouted.

While not terribly addictive, excessive dope use can – unfortunately – make you watch QVC in the mistaken belief that it’s a form of brilliant yet surreal comedy.

Added by anandamide

Friday February 17th, 2023

The Computer

The Device sitting in front of you. You mainly Swear bad words at when it DoesnÆt Work,

Does something completely different to what you want it to do.

And Costs a fortune to get fixed.

Note: Computers are like Expensive partners, There lethal to both your bank account and your Credit cards.

Added by hitechguy18

Thursday February 16th, 2023

The numbers on my registration plate

Added by Trouble

Wednesday February 15th, 2023

Death on four wheels. Am in Warsaw trying to cycle and seriously, these guys make London cab drivers look normal.

Added by scott

Tuesday February 14th, 2023

Doctor Who
Dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull

Added by Owen

Monday February 13th, 2023

Name of a techy mailing list called “anoraks” populated by a few members of this lovely website. Show Scott your anorak and he might let you have the joining info

Added by scott

Sunday February 12th, 2023

When you’re not feeling too well, no matter how old you are, or how much you think you’ve outgrown it, your mum is always there to cook you up some nice dinner and get you a rate nice cup o’ coffee to cheer you up.

And why is it that you can never put on pillow cases or quilt covers as well as your mum?

I think that until the day I die I will still not be able to put on a pillow case without the pillow falling out of it after a few hours. And whenever I put my duvet in a fresh cover it seems to have migrated over to one side of it within minutes.

But when mums do it they have magic staying power. They can go for days without a sign of movement and still have that fresh-bedding feel. It’s some sort of mystical mum-power or something.

Mums are great.

Added by Swinkle

Saturday February 11th, 2023

Responsible for Working Lunch.

Added by flux

Friday February 10th, 2023


Japanese for “Empty Orchestra”

Added by taxidriver

Thursday February 9th, 2023

Thatchers brain in new bodywork!

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday February 8th, 2023

goat poo mixed with cat wee?

Added by sunin

Tuesday February 7th, 2023

symbolics (n)
Pretentious thing said to be highly significant but which is, in fact, a load of bollocks.

For example, the three red lines and a blue sqiggle that is said, by the artist, to represent their “inner termoil” but which, in fact, represents a big fat cheque and an entry in next year’s Turner Prize.

Monday February 6th, 2023

always leftover on rack after a game of Scrabble... grrr!

Added by rangitoto

Sunday February 5th, 2023

Good enough for POPEYE, good enough for me.

Added by taxidriver

Saturday February 4th, 2023

Noun. An term of endearment. E.g."Come on chuck, let’s go out."

Verb. 1. To vomit.

2. To terminate a relationship. E.g."I’m going to chuck her at the weekend, she’s really annoying me with her moaning."

Added by DiZZY

Friday February 3rd, 2023

Returning more upset than when you left

Added by NotDan

Thursday February 2nd, 2023


Added by scott

Wednesday February 1st, 2023

A new flashy name for something old. DIY broadcasting.

Added by Swinkle