Words of the Day for December 2024
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Tuesday December 31st, 2024
Freaks
The users of this website. We’re a sociable bunch and quite lovely 
Monday December 30th, 2024
Mottram-in-Longdendale
Lowry lived there for a while. he found it depressing
Sunday December 29th, 2024
bull dyke
Noun. A masculine lesbian. Typifies the heterosexual necessity to impart male traits in a derogatory fashion, however the term is used and accepted within the scene.
Saturday December 28th, 2024
aconite
The dried poisonous root of various herbs of the genus Aconitum containing aconitine, used externally as an analgesic.
Friday December 27th, 2024
cocaine
Because that septum isn’t going to dissolve itself
Thursday December 26th, 2024
Nurses
People who are apparently meant to care for the sick and infirm. Going on experience of some nurses over the phone, I wouldn’t trust them with my Teddy...
Wednesday December 25th, 2024
Anandamide
Neurotransmitter discovered in the 70s. Involved in pain perception, memory formation and mother-child bonding.
Too much anandamide creates an inexplicable sense of well-being and bliss.
Tuesday December 24th, 2024
Echelon
A strange beast that has a snail for a mother and a chameleon for a father
Not to be confused with the Lesser-spotted Bidet
Sunday December 22nd, 2024
Ghey
A “cool” and/or “trendy” way of saying the word Gay.
Saturday December 21st, 2024
Radio 4
that station where joan collins had an argument live on air
Friday December 20th, 2024
unfortunate
What it is called when one accidentally falls out of an aircraft.
Thursday December 19th, 2024
scottage
pronounched Scot-t-age – a kind of soup not made by Ena Baxter
Monday December 16th, 2024
XXL
Club night in London for hairy scary people and those who like them. Although it’s a) way more chilled than that makes it sound and b) open until 6am for beer. Yay!
Saturday December 14th, 2024
Macromedia Flash
A tool for designing animations, web layouts, images, and interactive interfaces
Tuesday December 10th, 2024
jeremy hunt
(Pl n).
Cockney rhyming slang. Often shortened to “Jeremy”
CF: "That taxi driver was a right Jeremy"
Monday December 9th, 2024
choke the chicken
To wring the neck of some annoying young gay man
Sunday December 8th, 2024
rameses kitchen nightmares
Ancient Egyptian television programme where the great pharoah helped out underperforming restaurants
Saturday December 7th, 2024
DTTF
Rallying cry of “Death To the French” often heard around Retro Bar whenever Skywalker has been successfully removed from Thailand and ends up being sucked back into London again
Tuesday December 3rd, 2024
barbican
crap alcohol free beer that tastes like piss – once advertised by Sean Bean. – still available in Saudi Arabia!