Words of the Day for December 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday December 30th, 2023
pub crawl
Utterly pointless exercise which involves getting up from one pub where you have a seat and walking through some godforsaken town-centre street to a pub where you have not a snowflake in hell’s chance of getting a seat. Repeated ad nauseam until closing time.
Friday December 29th, 2023
buggeration
Exclam. An exclamation of annoyance or surprise.
Tuesday December 26th, 2023
Foreploy
The theoretical stage before sex for heterosexuals. If you are a homosexual replace with porn.
Monday December 25th, 2023
theakstonable
of, or relating to, Jamie Theakston – tv presenter/meeja hore.
Saturday December 23rd, 2023
Subgenius
The greatest religion ever revealed or the greatest joke ever told or both, or something else.
’... and so the Skull farmer threw the dead prarie squid out the window and said "If that’s your Johnson rod then what’s in the refridgerator?"’
Friday December 22nd, 2023
cheap fags
Gay guys who do ANYTHING.. for a very low price
Wednesday December 20th, 2023
Chess
A game for intelligent people with far too much time on their hands
Tuesday December 19th, 2023
Oleophobic
Someone who hates oil and doesn’t think it should have equal rights. Probably secretly oil based themselves.
Monday December 18th, 2023
foreskin
A useless bit of skin that gets in the way during sex. Best removed at a young age.
Saturday December 16th, 2023
dorkbot
Freaky people who do strange things with electricity.
Meet in Limehouse and Brick lane.
Wednesday December 13th, 2023
Religion
the cause of more war, bloodshed and death than anything else known to man
Monday December 4th, 2023
Money
Money has no value, other than the use you put it to.
Saturday December 2nd, 2023
jaffa cakes
Giles is willing to forgive looting for them, so they must be good.