Words of the Day for December 2022
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday December 31st, 2022
chuck
Apparently.....woodcutters do this to wood a lot
Friday December 30th, 2022
Dwarf
(myth) Short, stubby, tough as nails mythical men who lived in dark caves. Usually mining and melding metals. Known for their thick beards, hatred of elves, and for being totally badass.
Not to be confused with Show White’s dwarfs. They are pansys. real dwarfs are like ninjas. only shorter. and stuff.
Monday December 26th, 2022
Seagulling
The act of getting close to climax, then finishing off out a window, preferably in a high-rise flat. It’s lucky if you’re hit, don’t you know.
Saturday December 24th, 2022
Earl
Aristo type who would have been called a Count (like in the rest of Europe), except the Normans were worried about a disturbingly-similar but strangely-less-flattering Saxon word.
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Wednesday December 21st, 2022
Aardvark
As like an Armadillo, as a Jaguar is like a Ford.
Tuesday December 20th, 2022
cats
Small furry creatures that are entirely untrainable and fond of drilling
Sunday December 18th, 2022
Big Finish
waiting for him to explode cum inside you.. sadly often a real anti climax
Saturday December 17th, 2022
Milton Keynes
Easy to get lost in, as everywhere looks the same.
Friday December 16th, 2022
barenboim
Daniel. Genius who can weave music and politics, AND get to talk about it on prime-time Radio 4. Oh, and he’s a fab musician too.
Thursday December 15th, 2022
G-A-Y Bar
The only bar I’ve ever been to which had a queue to get in.
Tuesday December 13th, 2022
northampton
Is so South-East Midlands. Not east enough to be Angularn...
Monday December 12th, 2022
Sarchasm
The cultural gap between the person using sarcasm and the person failing to understand it.
Sunday December 11th, 2022
alarm clock
1. alarm clock
An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
“Why’s your girlfriend got a black eye?”
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"
Friday December 9th, 2022
Foo Foo
Get a dishtowel (or any kind of small towel) and a latex glove (the thin kind surgeons use, which can be found in many drug stores or hardware stores). Cut a hole in one of the fingers of the glove. Place the glove at the end of the towel on the side edge, and roll up the towel ù snug, but not tight. Stretch the opening of the glove around the towel to stabilize it, and put some sort of lube into it. Then thrust into it. To clean up, all you have to do is discard the glove ù but be sure to have plenty of extras, because you will love it! Reader improvement: Add 10 or 20 rubber bands on the towel at various parts, especially the entrance of the opening. It makes it tighter and feels a lot better and more realistic.
Thursday December 8th, 2022
Donnie Darko
Very very cool film starring a bloke called Jake Gyllenhaal – info about it can be found on its website, which was produced by the same amazing people who did the RequiemForADream website. Don’t really know how to explain the film, other than to say it’s amazingly good if a little confusing 
Wednesday December 7th, 2022
remix-albums
evil brain-child of record companys and bastards with no talent.
Monday December 5th, 2022
Work
The place I go somtimes between sleeping and buying DIY stuff.
It generally helps pay for things but is bad for your health
Saturday December 3rd, 2022
404
for ooooooh four
realiseing he/she is speaking about the number not the word
Thursday December 1st, 2022
Twatty Hat Day
Twatty Hat Day
It stems from my time of working at the garden centre. It generally happens around christmas/new year period where people are seen out in public in the most revolting hats know to man.