122021 Word of the Day @ Freakcity


Words of the Day for December 2021

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Friday December 31st, 2021

Kermits Mouth
Slang for the shallow hinged flap of scrotum offcuts and nerve endings surgeons fashion into a vagina facsimile in male to female transsexuals. Sex with such an organ is said to be akin to pushing your foot into a shoe whose toe has been stuffed with paper.

Added by Thirtyt

Thursday December 30th, 2021

The branch of Taylor Woodrow that builds colourful houses for children

Added by dolphinstar

Wednesday December 29th, 2021

tube surf
The art of looking immensely cool as you travel the underground whilst standing up without using hands. Honest. Dead cool.

Added by scott

Tuesday December 28th, 2021

Too dull to be London... but disowned by Kent

Added by rangitoto

Monday December 27th, 2021

Whilst Titian was mixing Rose Madder

His model climbed up a ladder

The position to Titian suggested coition

So he climbed up the ladder and had ’er

Added by taxidriver

Sunday December 26th, 2021

Noun. A person of working class origin, generally poorly educated, often very casually dressed in sportswear. Derog.

Added by DiZZY

Saturday December 25th, 2021

When a drunken compadre has fallen foul to the menace of unconsciousness, his equally drunken comrades will attempt to revive him by smacking their bollocks on his forehead.

Whether he actually wakes up is irrelevant because you will have laughed so much doing it.

Added by Swinkle

Friday December 24th, 2021

Shaking coconuts off of the veiny love tree
Euphamism for Tidying my room

Added by scott

Thursday December 23rd, 2021

Mr. Smirk
Common in south west Ireland (see above)

Added by pronts

Wednesday December 22nd, 2021

Noun. A lesbian. Previously used as a derogatory expression but now used and accepted within the lesbian and gay scene. Compare with ‘bull dyke’ and ‘diesel dyke’.

Added by DiZZY

Tuesday December 21st, 2021

Flipsy show based on a couple of wigs the producers found in storage. Implausable story about a double-agent who travels the world to spy, but always ends up at a glamorous cocktail party with a fab hairpiece. Joyous and one or two fit men to boot. What’s not to love?

Monday December 20th, 2021

Train to Leeds sometimes stops there, thankfully not for long.

Added by taxidriver

Sunday December 19th, 2021


Added by user_name

Saturday December 18th, 2021

see aslo www.fugly.com

Added by Jimmy

Friday December 17th, 2021

Co-Op Out
To veg out on chocolate, crisps and other junk/convenience food from your local corner store.

Added by rangitoto

Thursday December 16th, 2021

Bipedal denizens of a largely unremarkable but not entirely unpleasant ball of rock, floating aimlessly somewhere in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable Western Spiral arm of

the Galaxy. Their greatest accomplishments include the construction of the Pyramids at Giza, their triumphant defeat of gravity in 1961, and the cancellation of an (un)popular science fiction series called ‘Enterprise’. Their greatest failures, which significantly outnumber their achievements, include the development of musical ringtones, their evolutionary (and rather vulgar) method of reproduction, the ‘mullet’ hairstyle, and the gratuitous and belligrerently spiteful existence of Gail Porter.

The greatest human mystery remains, of course, Lisa Riley.

Added by leto

Wednesday December 15th, 2021

or "fat and ugly"

Added by aphasia

Tuesday December 14th, 2021

Can reach 50, unlike Whitney.

Added by scott

Monday December 13th, 2021

Grenada’s main export

Added by rangitoto

Sunday December 12th, 2021

Usually a good name for a short-legged dog

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday December 11th, 2021

G-A-Y Bar
The plural of Twink

Added by Fetters

Friday December 10th, 2021

Xmas is a terrible incurable afflication that affects many people the moment the clocks go back and then continue to cripple them financially and socially well into January.

Only Anti-Xmas antibiotics in the form of alcoholic beverages amongst non Xmas suffers can save us

Added by rangitoto

Thursday December 9th, 2021

flowers poofy stuff like that
All the thing Men aint sposed to like

Added by Trebor

Wednesday December 8th, 2021

Brought out annually to take the piss out of the Eurovision Song Contest

See Eurovision Song Contest

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday December 7th, 2021

Noun. The imaginary place that exists between computers and their users, particularly on the Internet and in virtual reality. The term was coined by the author William Gibson in the book Neuromancer.

Added by DiZZY

Monday December 6th, 2021

blue curaco
Nasty evil sticky substance that takes days to get off your skin when you host a Blues Brothers themed party at Fifer’s Lane residences.

And it’s Blue curaĆ¾ao dammit. : )

Added by Owen

Sunday December 5th, 2021

The thing that makes freakcity work. It’s really quite a clever invention which Scott, its inventor, feels could help the human race. Now if only Scott could find a way of stopping the aubergine going off so quick...

Added by scott

Saturday December 4th, 2021

Donnie Darko
silly, daft and whats with the smurfs?

Added by Cantus

Friday December 3rd, 2021

An over-used last season word sometimes used by wannabee Trisha addicts who can’t quite give up their desire to be Lord/Lady Snooty.

Added by stuartavfc

Thursday December 2nd, 2021

Bubbles of mangoo bubbling out of a bottom... usually experienced after a hard in and out bareback session when you have a gallon of spunk and 3 cubic metres of air up you..

Added by sunin

Wednesday December 1st, 2021

Bloody irritating – it stinks and makes it so I can’t bloody well breathe.

Added by moogal