122011 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for December 2011

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Saturday December 31st, 2011

Tea
The giver of life. Solves all problems in the world ever.

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Saturday December 31st, 2011

Tea
The giver of life. Solves all problems in the world ever.

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Friday December 30th, 2011

photography
pointing the camera at something, pressing the button and praying that it looks ok!!

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Thursday December 29th, 2011

Canonization
The act of being fired out of the pope’s cannon of love.

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Wednesday December 28th, 2011

feelie
A minor court of Fey, as in “Seelie” and "Unseelie"

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Tuesday December 27th, 2011

muppet
Inhabitant of Maputo, capital of Mozambique. Formerly Lourenzo Marques.

Oh gawd, I’ve just realized how terribly non-PC that is. What a muppet I am.

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Monday December 26th, 2011

Limerick
great little Irish city

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Sunday December 25th, 2011

online forums
Plural of online_forum

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Saturday December 24th, 2011

fun stuff
Stuff that is fun

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Friday December 23rd, 2011

WASP
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

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Thursday December 22nd, 2011

the wall
An album by Pink_Floyd – sold in excess of 23 million copies. Released in 1979, favourite of Scott’s mum so he ended up brought up on it. Third best selling album of all time in the US – topped only by Michael_Jackson’s Thriller and The_Eagles – Greatest Hits. Scott once got an A- in English for writing about it.

Very depressing, introspective and dark.

Turned into a film by Alan_Parker, sort of explains what the album’s about.

Also spawned some amazingly gorgeous artwork by Gerald_Scarfe

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Wednesday December 21st, 2011

Archery
"my Robin Hood what a fantastic arrow, love the tights by the way"

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Tuesday December 20th, 2011

conservatives
Dead parrot..

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Monday December 19th, 2011

Oyster card
Touch-card set to replace normal travelcards on the london underground. With train tickets priced at last year’s prices.

Hightly proven to casue fits of joy to its First users

“wow... Lloyd you have to try this! It’s better than sex!” – unnamed gay guy

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Sunday December 18th, 2011

eggs
mmm ovum :0)

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Saturday December 17th, 2011

Bobby Davro
Strange man. I sat on his knee once, and there are photos to prove it.

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Friday December 16th, 2011

AFT
About fucking time!

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Thursday December 15th, 2011

AFT
The back end of a boat.

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Wednesday December 14th, 2011

Boredom
See Coventry, Slough, Bracknell & Canada

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Tuesday December 13th, 2011

filth
The type of thing that makes you want to write to the Daily Mail in disgust about. Of course if you actually do this, then everyone you know will disown you and you know this to be the case. This leaves you in a permanent bad mood and eventually leads to breakdown and death

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Monday December 12th, 2011

zaphod beeblebrox
Hoopy travelling dood with two heads.

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Sunday December 11th, 2011

Farscape
A Sci-Fi series that freakily morphed into Stargate when no one was looking

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Saturday December 10th, 2011

shes0nfire
nice song sung by Amy Holland....actually....I think it was her

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Friday December 9th, 2011

Kermit’s Mouth
Slang for the shallow hinged flap of scrotum and nerve endings surgeons approximate for a vagina in male to female transsexuals. Sex with such an organ is said to be akin to ‘pushing your foot into a shoe which has had the toe stuffed with paper’.

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Thursday December 8th, 2011

Heinz
And ketchup!

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Wednesday December 7th, 2011

Kate
Musical goddess and all-round icon

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Tuesday December 6th, 2011

B3ta loop
When you visit www.b3ta.com at lunch for a quick browse of the latest stuff and then suddenly it’s 5:30 and you don’t know where the afternoon went

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Monday December 5th, 2011

swaray
How stupid people spell “soiree”.

“You are not invited to this soiree because you are a moron for spelling it ’swaray’”.

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Sunday December 4th, 2011

drunktards
The kind of person who goes out with you for a drink and as the night progresses you realise that the evening to them is more about an excuse to have a drink than your company. Is that harsh? 0: -)

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Saturday December 3rd, 2011

Smuttage
Pornography...

.....and lots of it

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Friday December 2nd, 2011

darjeeling
What Australian drivers from West London do when the A40’s chocka. They “dodge Ealing.” (Aussie accent required)

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