Words of the Day for November 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Thursday November 30th, 2023
The bit that separates people that is full of animals, poo and other people on horses not cars.
Tuesday November 28th, 2023
A Time travelling or future gazing gadget expert who was always able to provide James Bond witht he exact gadgets he needed for the mission ahead...
Saturday November 25th, 2023
Similar to cow-tipping, but a lot more effort.
Thursday November 23rd, 2023
A major source of income to the Government through heavy taxes, but destructive to health and the environment.
Tuesday November 21st, 2023
Unless we’re Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman, in which case we’re residing at the bottom of the bargain bin in Woolworths for £2.99
Saturday November 18th, 2023
There was a young maiden from Clare
Who heaved up her breasts on a dare
Her corset that night
Was excedingly tight
But I’m gay, so I don’t really care
Wednesday November 15th, 2023
Things, Isuppose. Yeah. Makes sense to me.
Monday November 13th, 2023
Goat poo on Toast... YUK
"Try Marmite with avocado on hot toast, bread or crackers. And for a tasty addition, add Marmite to stir-fries, pasta and soups."
Sunday November 12th, 2023
The utter failure to be able to type on a forum after a couple of gins. As yet, no real means of translation unless you know the offender personally and can pester them during their crushing hangover as to what it meant.
Saturday November 11th, 2023
A marvelous champagne cognac. Comes in variety of qualities: normal, V.S.O.P (old pale), X.O and Louis XIII for the well off. Also tends to make people less sober.
Thursday November 9th, 2023
Me me me my laptop.
Me me me my hernia.
One is generally self obsessed and a bit depressing to hang around with.
Friday November 3rd, 2023
Taxi Driver’s Stop-Line
The pedestrian crossing 8ft in front of traffic lights where taxi drivers think they should stop on red.