Words of the Day for October 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Sunday October 31st, 2021
Woo-woo
[Wu-wu] (n.) 1. A lady’s cunt. 2. The noise a choo-choo train makes. 3. A fabulously homosexual cocktail.
Thursday October 28th, 2021
Social networking
The latest thing on the internet. Freakcity could be seen as a “social networking” site. It’s all a bit silleh if you ask me 
Tuesday October 26th, 2021
Q
Also a letter, which you largely have to use a ‘u’ after to make any words. Like qualm and quaint...but not Iraq.
Monday October 25th, 2021
Kermit’s Mouth
Slang for the shallow hinged flap of scrotum and nerve endings surgeons approximate for a vagina in male to female transsexuals. Sex with such an organ is said to be akin to ‘pushing your foot into a shoe which has had the toe stuffed with paper’.
Sunday October 24th, 2021
scott
The epitome of sexual perfection, and my bride-to-be.
Saturday October 23rd, 2021
buffy
A television show full of CIA subliminal suggestions to turn gay men straight.
Friday October 22nd, 2021
the doctor
A time lord, now the last of his species. Does a lot of meddling on, in and around the planet Earth. Has many enemies including Daleks, Cybermen and Autons.
Thursday October 21st, 2021
Shaina Twain
An imposter to the real music star SHANIA TWAIN.
Wednesday October 20th, 2021
chocolate teapot
Noun. A useless thing. Usually heard in phrases such as “as useful as a chocolate teapot.” E.g. "A car without wheels is as useful as a chocolate teapot."
Tuesday October 19th, 2021
mom
Stupid dumb crappy shit wank American bastardisation of "mum"
Monday October 18th, 2021
quite
Has two almost opposite meanings. (a) “mildly” as in “I’m quite impressed by Robbie Williams” (b) “extremely” as in “I’m quite infuriated by Robbie Williams”. Take your pick, but do be careful.
Sunday October 17th, 2021
swaray
How stupid people spell “soiree”.
“You are not invited to this soiree because you are a moron for spelling it ’swaray’”.
Saturday October 16th, 2021
Ronald Hutton (Prof)
The leading authority on paganism and the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. He’s great.....just look at his picture!
Friday October 15th, 2021
dogs are barking
Phrs. (One’s) feet are tired and aching. E.g."Do you mind if I sit down, my dogs are barking!"
Wednesday October 13th, 2021
retro
Funky lil’ boozer for misfits. Location: 2 George Court, London – just off the Strand past Charing Cross. One of the licensees would be Wendy Has an upstairs bit too. Wednesday night is Kareoke: can be quite amusing.
Tuesday October 12th, 2021
Lazarus
Scott’s big laptop. compaq Evo N1020v. Somewhat broken (screenless) this runs headless in Scott’s livingroom as a rdesktop slave. Named after Lazarus Long, a character from Robert A Heinlein’s worlds of scifi
Monday October 11th, 2021
looking at computer screens
something which often gets in the way of being, or doing though not to be confused with thinking
Sunday October 10th, 2021
blithbury
A look someone gives you by which you become aware that they’re much too drunk to have understood anything you’ve said to them in the last twenty minutes.
Saturday October 9th, 2021
IQ
Status to show how smart you are. Or something. 100 being average, 200 being Einsiten. I have 75.... thats bad right?
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Thursday October 7th, 2021
Darjeeling
Darjeeling is a town in the Indian state of West Bengal and centre of the region of the same name, situated in the foothills of the Himalaya at elevations of between 2,000 and 3,000 metres above sea level.
The region is best known for its tea. Darjeeling tea has traditionally been prized above all other black teas, especially in the UK and the countries comprising the British Empire.
Wednesday October 6th, 2021
name value pairs
High profile couples much sort after at socialite dinner parties, as in "Felicity, can we invite both Charles & Camilla and Madonna & Guy? They’re both such great name value pairs."
Sunday October 3rd, 2021
Morrissey
Stephen Patrick Morrissey. Rather a good singer/lyricist
Saturday October 2nd, 2021
music
b0p b0p b0p. they play lots of it at retro and stuff like that. It’s lovely to listen to.
Types of music include:
Pink Floyd
Kate Bush
Some Radiohead
U2
Portishead
Music does not include:
Anything calling itself RnB
Anything by a former Spice Girl
Anything by Craig David
Nomatter what he might think