Words of the Day for October 2020
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday October 31st, 2020
Metro
I had one.......It died after I signed the execution document.........well it was a Scrap Amnesty after all.....who could blame me?
Friday October 30th, 2020
C*nt
A word used by people who don’t like using the word Cunt, and think putting a little star in place of the U makes it slightly less offensive.
Wednesday October 28th, 2020
Chavmas
The winter festival celebrate by bad taste trash without a Christian bone in the body. The celebration involves Getting pissed, wearing Santa hats, turning your house into something like Blackpool Illuminations forcing a new Nuclear Power Station to be opened so the electricity can be provided. Driving you 4x4 or Sprog mobile to every out of town shopping centre to buy noisy toys for the brats, fake designer stuff for everyone else and enough pre prepared food and booze to last the siege of Stalingrad.
Monday October 26th, 2020
bull dyke
Noun. A masculine lesbian. Typifies the heterosexual necessity to impart male traits in a derogatory fashion, however the term is used and accepted within the scene.
Sunday October 25th, 2020
name value pairs
Describes a pair of values, the first half being the name, the second half being the information relating to that name. For example “First name” and “Scott” are a name value pair
Saturday October 24th, 2020
Kitten-on-a-stick
Evil and cruel. Penalty for BBQ kittens on sticks is instant death.
Friday October 23rd, 2020
b0pping
the thing gay men can be found doing when incredibly drunk (or sober in my case)...
Tuesday October 20th, 2020
id cards
The last lot we had went on large bonfires together with ration books, to the cheers of the assembled crowds.
Sunday October 18th, 2020
Forbidden Planet
A place where slightly spotty yet attractively geeky young men hang out. It also sells comics and rekated items.
Saturday October 17th, 2020
Jumble Sales
Jumbles Sales are the perfect place to meet older ‘Fag Hags’ normally in the form of little old ladies working for the local WI.
A great place to pick up things to then sell on eBay.
Friday October 16th, 2020
Homophobia
A name originally proposed for a third rate British newspaper.
Thursday October 15th, 2020
dick
Or, sometimes, that rigid thing between your boyfreind’s legs 
Saturday October 10th, 2020
cigarettes
Something that makes you look not only sexy, but also big, clever and cool.
Friday October 9th, 2020
Conservationalists
The longest anagram in the English language
Thursday October 8th, 2020
Archery
"my Robin Hood what a fantastic arrow, love the tights by the way"
Wednesday October 7th, 2020
Olives
Small metal rings used in plumbing two pieces of copper pipe together....aha!
Tuesday October 6th, 2020
Gin (with tonic
“little top up”.
"That’ll keep the mosquitos at bay there"
Monday October 5th, 2020
Break
Give a mental image to a person so horrific they run away screaming and whimper under a duvet for a good week or so.
CF: <mogwai > ooh yay,i managed to break wind without getting damp