12024 Word of the Day @ Freakcity


Words of the Day for January 2024

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Wednesday January 31st, 2024

Dried Plums, delicious wrapped in bacon.

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday January 30th, 2024

Ramsey, Gordon
A man who needs his mouth washed out with soap. He also needs to leave his clothes on when he is on the TV. In fact, all of the time he needs to keep them on. I mean always. Eurgh, he’s dirty.

Oh, and he’s a chef.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Monday January 29th, 2024

Induces compulsive lying. Smelly.

Added by moogal

Sunday January 28th, 2024


The ’elf (as in National ’elf)

National institution devoted to the sick and dying, manned (sorry personned) by a few Doctors and Nurses and a vast army of Bureaucrats.

Added by taxidriver

Saturday January 27th, 2024

The only sexy lesbian witch there is! She could convert me!...but only because she’s so adept and would use an anti-woofter spell.

Friday January 26th, 2024

Cheese Toastie
One of the nicest and easiest to make foods on the planet.

Apply butter to two slices of bread. Slice/grate cheese onto one and sandwich them together. Grill for a few minutes (works well o na George Forman grill).

Really good with a dollop of ketchup on the plate to dunk in. Or moyannaise. But not both.

Added by Swinkle

Thursday January 25th, 2024

Plastic explosive. Hur.

Added by Owen

Wednesday January 24th, 2024

ID cards
A really really really stupid idea

Added by moogal

Tuesday January 23rd, 2024

One time ARSEnal Goalkeeper

Added by taxidriver

Monday January 22nd, 2024

Decidedly dodgy set of “Health Clubs for gay men” one of which is about 5 mins from Scott’s flat

Added by scott

Sunday January 21st, 2024

A small group of performers and activists are currently in Iraq performing and running circus skills workshops for the kids.

During the war, one of the most powerful things was playfulness when the bombs were falling – a birthday party, a football game, singing, blowing bubbles.

Anyone with skills, experience, donations or ideas to offer is welcome to get in touch.

Added by scott

Saturday January 20th, 2024

Milton Keynes
“Wouldn’t be nice if all cities where like Milton Keynes”.. *grab Red Balloon"

Added by rangitoto

Friday January 19th, 2024

Mobile Phone
A way to keep employees from having any real time to themselves.

Added by flux

Thursday January 18th, 2024

Verb. 1. To build or repair in a makeshift manner.

2. To do something badly.

Noun. 1. A makeshift construction or repair.

2. A thing done badly.

* All the meanings and uses of ‘botch’ are informal. Cf. ‘bodge’.

Added by DiZZY

Wednesday January 17th, 2024

Spin off from Buffy that went on for 5 seasons and eventually grew into its own show with its own backplot and everything

Added by scott

Tuesday January 16th, 2024

More please!

Added by taxidriver

Monday January 15th, 2024


: D

Added by scott

Sunday January 14th, 2024

"a drink with Jam and Bread"

Added by rangitoto

Saturday January 13th, 2024

What old people get when their memory falls off

Added by scott

Friday January 12th, 2024

Into threesomes

Added by hugzee

Thursday January 11th, 2024

Strange weekly magazine.

Used to be about 3 different magazines mostly funded by Job ads. Then all the jobs went away and they all merged into one magazine called Computing.

It’s very thin these days, and dull, seems to consist mostly of public sector computing project cock-ups.

In order to qualify to receive it, you have to complete a seemingly endless series of questions. I just lied and put down that I have command of a 7 million a year budget on printer toner and that seemed to work.

Added by robl

Wednesday January 10th, 2024

lady grey tea
The liquid that poured from Lady Jane Grey’s neck after she was beheaded

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday January 9th, 2024

Me and aconite

Added by dolphinstar

Monday January 8th, 2024

Brussel sprouts
Also known as ’The Devil’s Own Vegetable’. Green things boiled to mush and served up as something you can eat – I mean c’mon!!!

Added by hugzee

Sunday January 7th, 2024

The other tenth may know through academic studies, including, for example the Great Defenestration(s) of Prague.

Also appears in the novel /Hannibal/

Added by admcg

Saturday January 6th, 2024

e. cleaning freak!

Added by Deadbot

Friday January 5th, 2024

Soft gay sex, not involving vaginas; Spanish, Latin or otherwise.

Added by taxidriver

Thursday January 4th, 2024

mostly harmless

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday January 3rd, 2024

Cnut of the highest order. Thatcher in drag.

Added by Plucker

Tuesday January 2nd, 2024

People who are apparently meant to care for the sick and infirm. Going on experience of some nurses over the phone, I wouldn’t trust them with my Teddy...

Monday January 1st, 2024

Cyndi Lauper
She just wants to have fun, show her true colours, time after time...

Added by MySound