Words of the Day for January 2022
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Monday January 31st, 2022
fuckwittage
Term coined by Shazza, good friend of Bridget Jones. Said actions of Fuckwit should be discussed over several bottles of Chardonnay until having blurry good night with besssss fredn s. Argor.
Sunday January 30th, 2022
RKS
Robert ‘Tango Kid’ Kilroy-Silk. One-time daytime-tv presenter, once Labour MP, once UKIP MEP, now ‘Veritas’ or something like that.
Information correct at time of going to press...
Saturday January 29th, 2022
Scott
Someone who pokes me and calls me anorexic to boost my confidence 
Someone who I, in return, call a walking lard cake 
Thursday January 27th, 2022
chicken
Noun. 1. A young person. Very common on the gay scene for an attractive young male.
2. A game of courage in which competitors dare one another to complete a given task. Usually a game of adolescence.
Adj. Cowardly. {Informal}
Sunday January 23rd, 2022
Homie-Sexual
a gay person who has an interest in urban cultures, such as hip hop, graffiti, b-boying/breaking, turntablism.....
Friday January 21st, 2022
Big Brother
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.
Saturday January 15th, 2022
Dogger, Artful
Dickensian shagger in public places. May wear a cravat and sweep chimneys
Friday January 14th, 2022
canal street
In Manchester
Centre of Gay Village
See also Anal Treet
Thursday January 13th, 2022
Popstarz
Uber cool gay indie club where all the cute little indie boyz hang out in their t-shirts and ties.
Run by the fantastic Mr. Hobart (well, I’ve never actually spoken to him but I am sure he must be fantastic to have come up with a club night as good as this).
Er...did I mention that its fantastic?
Tuesday January 11th, 2022
brew up
To harbour anal feculance for time until noxiousness can no longer be contained
Monday January 10th, 2022
DJing
Ability to Play records and mix them all together......
Sunday January 9th, 2022
masturbation
Sex with someone you love (paraphrased from Woody Allen)
Saturday January 8th, 2022
WASP
The word I scream to signify impending doom and destruction of the world as we know it
Friday January 7th, 2022
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’ve been there. A steam railway ends there. It’s pretty. Well, pretty unpronounceable anyway.
Wednesday January 5th, 2022
catomite
the thing that removes all the superpowers from cats.
Monday January 3rd, 2022
being on-time
Caution. An error of the type ‘Gay’ has occurred. The request returned the following code.
Gay/being on-time: Does not compute.
Sunday January 2nd, 2022
Cub
"A “Cub” is a younger, perhaps smaller, less experienced Bear, sometimes interpreted as a bottom sexually"
Saturday January 1st, 2022
vegetarian
someone who does not eat meat nor fish. If you eat poultry but not red meat you are still NOT a vegetarian.