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Words of the Day for January 2011

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Monday January 31st, 2011

Llama
A chavvy alpaca

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Monday January 31st, 2011

Llama
A chavvy alpaca

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Sunday January 30th, 2011

spaff’n’pabb

A well regarded act of ejactulating on a young things face followed by the flinging of pubes onto the moist and sticky surface.

Mike: Did you have a good one last night mate?

Adam: Yeah chief, I spaff’n’pabbed that dirty blonde slapper.

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Saturday January 29th, 2011

Disco
Just one part of the title song “Your Disco Needs You”.

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Friday January 28th, 2011

bad
Used in US (esp. Californian) English as synonym for “mistake”, as in “Sorry I spilt your frappolattechino, dude. My bad.” Is there no end to that country’s inventivisity of language?

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Thursday January 27th, 2011

Dermot O’Leary
Hunky sexy TV Presenter, best known for being on Big Brother, Big Breakfast and the odd Comic Relief show...

I want...

www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/other8/img_dermbelt.jpg

Uh uh.... : P

www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/t4/img_derm04n.jpg

YOU LUCKY BITCH!...

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Wednesday January 26th, 2011

Cottaging
Soliciting for sex in public lavatories. If the smell of stale piss and vomit does it for you, then go for it : P

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Tuesday January 25th, 2011

titilate
The act of wanking oneself off with ones moobs

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Monday January 24th, 2011

Ogg Vorbis
mp3 quality at half the size.

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Sunday January 23rd, 2011

419
www.419baiter.com/

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Saturday January 22nd, 2011

sycophants
People who wear ill underwear

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Friday January 21st, 2011

foreskin
A useless bit of skin that gets in the way during sex. Best removed at a young age.

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Thursday January 20th, 2011

tea and muffins
a nicer way of saying “deep anal thrusting by random gaydar scary men”

: )

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Wednesday January 19th, 2011

sci fi
Jason’s Mum pronounces this “skiffy” and does not like it when Jason’s Dad has it on the TV.

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Tuesday January 18th, 2011

Clue
Half an hour of damn funny radio. And Tim Brooke-Taylor

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Monday January 17th, 2011

prophylaxis
Preventing exposure to nasty diseases by spending most of the night editing your profile instead of partying.

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Sunday January 16th, 2011

infidelity
Crappy sound quality

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Saturday January 15th, 2011

anorak
An item of clothing worn by Anoraks

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Friday January 14th, 2011

antidisestablishmentarianism
A high score in Scrabble but there is never enough room on the board!

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Thursday January 13th, 2011

aconite
A deceptively intelligent and humourous social commentator based in one of the several backwaters of Northamptonshire ; )

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Wednesday January 12th, 2011

Gin
Mother’s ruin. It’ll all end in tears.

Serve with tonic.

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Tuesday January 11th, 2011

XXL
Club night in London for hairy scary people and those who like them. Although it’s a) way more chilled than that makes it sound and b) open until 6am for beer. Yay!

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Monday January 10th, 2011

absinthe
Three bored prostitutes in Paris.. Get really really pissed on Absinthe.. They pass out and wake up next day to see hundreds of motorbikes in the garden..

One says “Oh God ..what did we do last night??” Another replies.. "Oh dont worry.. didnt you know that... Absinthe makes the tarts grow Hondas..."

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Sunday January 9th, 2011

www.pitchless.org
Gatrell’s hobby.

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Saturday January 8th, 2011

Adam Baldwin
Guy with the worst haircut in Britain

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Friday January 7th, 2011

music
Something that should be free

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Thursday January 6th, 2011

Cottaging Cheese
Crusty man fat detritus found on most surfaces of gentlemens public toilets.

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Wednesday January 5th, 2011

angel
Spin off from Buffy that went on for 5 seasons and eventually grew into its own show with its own backplot and everything

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Tuesday January 4th, 2011

algebra
The root of all evil

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Monday January 3rd, 2011

WASP
We Are Sexual Perverts, surely!

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Sunday January 2nd, 2011

Devon
The place where they know how they make it soooo creamy

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