So, as usual, I had August ban holiday weekend off, which i would like to point out that work wanted me to swap so somebody else could have it off. I’d had this time booked off since January and i wasn’t going to give it up! Anyhows, i had Friday through to today off, which gave me 5 nice long days to relax, much of which i haven’t done as I’ve been out and about and my back has been playing me up again something chronic, today more so than ever! Friday, well i can’t really remember what i did, so it couldn’t have been that exciting, but i have just had my memory re-fresh by the voice in the kitchen (hans) and apparently i went to see my mother, where I had tea and crumpets, because surprisingly I can be civilised! After the crumpets i stole their lawn mower and mowed the grass back at my place as it was over ankle deep in teh back garden and about knee high in the front. We’re not lazy, it’s just that our ’’new’’ landlord, well our landlord that we’ve had for almost a year doesn’t seem to want to employed a gardener or give us the tools to do it ourselves since our last lawn mower broke last summer. Ala night time, myself and the South African went out for Drinkies down the wellingbury road and bumped into Geniene and mel, so spent the evening drinking with them. Saturday Today myself and the South African were supposed to be going to Burmningham, but i got up late, and we ended up playing pirates on facebook so the time passed a little quicker that we thought and we didn’t even up going. Instead we went back to mine and picked up my parents lawn mower and dropped it back over. My mother had gone out so I invited the South African in to look at my childhood home and laugh at my parents gaudy decorations when mother turned up. So shit, my mother has met my other half. No idea what she thinks, but i’m sure I will find out from my sister at work on Wednesday. The South African was hungry, so i took him to one of the gastro hotspots of Wellingbury, the Dog and Duck. We had drink, of course and Nachos.After we headed back away from the shit hole that is East Northants and ended upin Hazelborough Woods, we we followed the King Richard trail which quite frankly was a pile of shit, and ended up being buggered in the bushes against a tree. Something that I wasn’t expecting but then i did kinda instigate it as I was muchos Horny. After humpage, carried on the abysmal trail and went home and veged on the soda. Sunday Fianlly got round to going to Burmingham, after getting up slightly earlier and having a quick game or two on pirates we dragged our arses top the train station and got on the train. It was sunny in Burmingham, too sunny for my likings as i could feel myself. Brought stuff i shouldn’t have and spent money i didn’t have. After the 2hrs 30 mins train journey home where we had to change in Nuneaton and wait 45 minutes for the next train and then again in MK for a train back to Numpty we were finally home. Spent most of the evening reading and generally about. Had a take me away aswell. Monday We were both in a foul mood, and spent most of the day not talking to eaach other. Which is great gave us some alone time. Then again i did sleep alot of the time and also read more of book i bought on Sunday. Not alot else happend really, which is exciting i can hear you wail. Tuesday Spent most of today sorting out paper work that i had been putting off for months and also went into town to Buy the South Africans birthday present seems it’s his birthday tomorrow. Picked the South African up from work and took him to the Cinema to see the Simpsons movie to cheer him up as he said he had had abit of a crappy day. See i can be nice sometimes. Tonight i want sex, so i am going to throw myself at him and i know he has not wanked or cum since the humpage in the forest and i know he wants it aswell