Dial Tone – I’m Just a Fax Machine (to the tune of girls aloud - Love Machine) Ladies you dialed right You can’t read this man’s fax We’re dialing in two codes And heading for war No fax is worth it We’ve just gotta dial it But fellas, you’ve faxed it So don’t break the law Your fax is late, big mistake You’ve gotta hang on the line for as long as it takes Next time, don’t read mine! And I won’t read yours We’re faxed, like this trash We’re only turning into fighters when we gotta faxback Let’s go, facsimile Out onto the paper Come ring my bell Understand you can dial You’re my fax and I’ll read you tonight Come ring my bell Honey loud as it seems Faxing me is as easy as pie, I I’m just a fax machine Feed in some paper please Type in the number please I need a film a day ‘Stead of this ink cartridge Type in some numbers please This dial I’ve been sending fax’s while you work Searching for a number That the two of us can ring So rustle through your papers, make it fax And I’ll press the button ’Cos I like noise it makes Your fax is late, big mistake You’ve gotta hang on the line for as long as it takes Next time, don’t read mine! And I won’t read yours We’re faxed, like this trash We’re only turning into fighters when we gotta faxback Let’s go, facsimile Out onto the paper Come ring my bell Understand you can dial You’re my fax and I’ll read you tonight Come ring my bell Honey loud as it seems Faxing me is as easy as pie, I I’m just a fax machine Feed in some paper please Type in the number please I need a film a day ‘Stead of this ink cartridge Type in some numbers please This dial Oh, it’s a new fax Can anybody tell me who it’s for? Oh, this fax is very strange Can anybody tell me who it’s for? (Oh) A little bit of paper (Oh) To give you faxavation (Oh) And to fax the situation BEEP (Oh) ’Cos I don’t wanna fax ya (Oh) Making you a Faxer (Oh) I’ll only fax-back ya Dial now (Oh) I’m just a Fax Machine (0h) To give you faxavation (Oh) I’m just a fax Machine (Ooh, ooh) (Oh) I’m just a Fax Machine (0h) To give you faxavation (Oh) I’m just a Fax Machine (Oh, oh, oh)