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Sunday July 31st, 2005 at 14:31pm

Picture (clicky) I stumbled across the video for this song on the net awhile ago and it amused me greatly so i thought i would share the video and the lyrics with you. i am soo kind : P Basement Jaxx - U Don’t Know Me you think you know me know what i do but all you think about is what it all means to you i got so much, so much to give all you gotta do is be ready, ready to live you think you know a lot about my kinda woman, but you don’t no nothing bout me you don’t know me you dnt know me you dont know anything about me you dnt know me you don know me you dont know anything about me saw two women both the same size think your living a nice little life don’t think im ready to do what i can because your the one that aint the real man you think you know a lot about my kinda woman, but you don’t no nothing bout me you don’t know me you dnt know me you dont know anything about me you dnt know me you don know me you dont know anything about me you don’t know you don’t know you don’t know you don’t know you don’t know you don’t know you don’t get it you don’t even understand your nothing i know your my jigalo you look nice in your clothes but your nothing your nothing i know your my jigalo you look nice in your clothes but your nothing but sketchy sketchy you don’t know me you dnt know me you dont know anything about me you dnt know me you don know me you dont know anything about me you tink you know a lot about my kinda woman, but you don’t know nothing bout me hahahahahaha

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Fool

Thursday July 28th, 2005 at 23:08pm

I wont a backstreet boys cd today from listening to kixfm. it amazing what you can get when you dont live in the normal broadcast area of a radio station. the marvels of the internet!

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CUNTING LONDON

Tuesday July 26th, 2005 at 23:16pm

LONDON IS AN EVIL PLACE damn tube stations and stairs that i fall up/down * cynds cries

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More...

Monday July 25th, 2005 at 22:39pm

Picture (clicky) I have also found another one... Alcazar - Sexual Guarantee So if you want my number My sexual guarantee And if you need my lovin’ My Sexual Guarantee Like if you like my glamour Of sexual guarantee I wanna see that heartache Of Sexual Guarantee Tonight when we go dancing There’s magic in the air The club is always jumpin’ And everybody’s there A mood of expectations We dance under the stars The bells that strike at midnight of Alcazar So if you want my number My sexual guarantee And if you need my lovin’ My Sexual Guarantee Like if you like my glamour Of sexual guarantee I wanna see that heartache Of Sexual Guarantee Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar I know that you’ve been crying The tears in your champagne Let clouds of joy come drowning We’re crying in the rain Cause everybody dancing Looks like a superstar The bells that strike at midnight of Alcazar So if you want my number My sexual guarantee And if you need my lovin’ My Sexual Guarantee Like if you like my glamour of sexual guarantee I wanna see that heartache of Sexual Guarantee Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar Alcazar So if you want my number My sexual guarantee And if you need my lovin’ My Sexual Guarantee Like if you like my glamour of sexual guarantee I wanna see that heartache of sexual guarantee Alcazar, sexual guarantee Alcazar, sexual guarantee Alcazar, sexual guarantee Alcazar, sexual guarantee So if you want my number My sexual guarantee And if you need my lovin’ My Sexual Guarantee Like if you like my glamour of sexual guarantee I wanna see that heartache of sexual guarantee So if you want my number My sexual guarantee And if you need my lovin’ My Sexual Guarantee Like if you like my glamour of sexual guarantee I wanna see that heartache of sexual guarantee

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAARGH!

Monday July 25th, 2005 at 22:37pm

Picture (clicky) Some salad tossing bastard has stolen my debit card!!! anyway, i have found another song to entertain you all with... todays blast is.... Culture Beat - Mr Vain Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him Mr. Vain Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him insane He’d say: I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain Call me Raider call me Wrong Call me insane call me Mr. Vain Call me what you like As long as you call me time and again Feel the presence of the aura of the man none to compare Loveless dying For a chance just to touch a hand or a moment to share Can’t deny the urge that makes them want to lose themselves to the debonair one Hold me back the simple fact is that i’m all that and i’m always near one sexy can’t perplex me now You know who’raw as if you didn’t know before I know what I want and I want it now I want you then I want a little more Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him Mr. Vain Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him insane He’d say: I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain Mr. Wrong, Mr. Wrong Mr Raider Girls are all over the world they hope and pray and die for men Like me cause I’m the one begotten son that breaks the mould Get a look at male epitome Style has never seen That makes you want to grab and hold and squeeze real tight Whose gonna be the one to save you from yourself When you wanna take a bite please oh baby please You beg you want to stay You got to get some caught Up in the charm that I laid on thick And now there’s nowhere to run just another fish to fit the worm on the hook of my line Yeah I keep many females longing for a chance to win my heart with s-e-x and plenty Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him Mr. Vain Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him insane He’d say: I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him Mr. Vain Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong Call him insane He’d say: I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain

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I think it is time for another....

Sunday July 24th, 2005 at 18:26pm

Picture (clicky) music blast from the pasty thingy with me cynds : ) today for you amusment purposes i have picked a delicious song! Tori Amos - Raspberry Swirl Let’s go I am not your señorita I am not from your tribe In the garden, in the garden I did no crime I am not your señorita I am not from your tribe If you want inside her well, Boy you better maker her raspberry swirl Chorus: Things are getting desperate when all the boys can’t be men everybody knows I’m her friend everybody knows I’m her man Things are getting desperate When all the boys can’t be men everybody knows I’m her friend everybody knows I’m her man Let’s go I am not your señorita I don’t aim so high In the garden, in the garden I did no crime If you want inside her well, Boy you better make her raspberry swirl Raspberry swirl, let’s go, raspberry swirl Things are getting desperate when all the boys can’t be men everybody knows I’m her friend everybody knows I’m her man Things are getting desperate when all the boys can’t be men everybody knows I’m her friend everybody knows I’m her man Things are getting desperate when all the boys can’t be men everybody knows I’m her friend everybody knows I’m her man Raspberry swirl And she swirls, and she swirls And she swirls again

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Hmmmmn

Thursday July 21st, 2005 at 23:40pm

Work was rather strange today, i got told of for running in the shop today. I’m sorry i’m not 7 and i am not a child! I am old enough now to know the conciquences of running and stairs. * cynds rolls his eyes. SS in welly should have got my letter today, so hopefully i shall hear something back soon. all i can do is cross my fingers and see what they offer me. it proberly wouldn’t be anything exciting, but its closer to home and is always worth a shot! More bombs in London today. when we all heard at work today we were devistated. Two weeks down the line and they are setting more bombs off : ’( I am still going down to London on tuesday for the c4 meet despite D’s and my families pleads for me not to go, but i dont see why i should let this effect it. We just need to get on with it and be cautious and wearey! This song is in my head at the moment and reflects the mood i am in... Sade - By Your Side You think I’d leave your side baby? You know me better than that You Think I’d leave you down when you’re down on your knees? I wouldn’t do that. I’ll tell you you’re right when you’re wrong... Oh Oh oh-oh-oh-oh And if only you could see into me... Oh when you’re cold I’ll be there to hold you tight to me When you’re on the outside baby and you can’t get in I will show you, you’re so much better than you know When you’re lost, and you’re alone and can’t get back again I will find you darling, and I’ll bring you home And if u want to cry I am here to dry your eyes, and in no time you’ll be fine..... You think I’d leave your side baby? You know me better than that. Think I’d leave you down when you’re down on your knees? I wouldn’t do that I’ll tell you you’re right when you want Oh, oh If only you could see into me.... Oh when you’re cold I’ll be there to hold you tight to me, baby. Ohh when you’re alone I’ll be there by your side baby, by your side baby. Oh when your cold I’ll be there to hold you tight to me, to me baby. Ohh when you’re alone I’ll be there by your side baby.

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The King Of...

Tuesday July 19th, 2005 at 17:50pm

Such a total random title there... I ahve finised filling out my aprasal forms and i will hand those in first thing tomorrow morning when i see paula. I also have sent out my cv with a covering letter to ss in wellingborough as requested as they are intrested in me (apparently) but how true this is i don’t know. but we shall see if i get any respose with them. I also found somthing growing on the wall today in my lounge, it was hidios. i have scraped it off and it is now in a contact lens pot starving for oxygen, so lets hope the fucking thing, what ever it is dies! I’m going out with amy later, i don’t know where, but proberly just over to taz’ as usual for a tuesday. I am getting boggled at the moment with the c4 meet that i am going on next tuesday. I have to meet two people at two different train stations, which is possible, but then another person now wants me to meet them at St Pancras as 12.50 which means that i will have to meet the others, drop them off at leicester square as they are not very good with the tubes and then make my way back to St Pancras to meet said person. Somebody else said there may be a possibility that they are able to meet her, if not it will be me. what fun!

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Monday July 18th, 2005 at 22:56pm

Ha at last i have finaly got round to actually filling out my appraisal forms! well, i had darren to help me as i didn’t have a clue what to do. I seem to have written a substantial amount which has worried me, but then again, it is in quite abit of detail so hopefully i wont have to say much. I have been truthfully honest. Now i am going to spend tomorrow filling out the forms properly without any spelling mistakes and then handing it in on wednesday so i can get a date for it. O0oh and yay etc etc

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Superman – Lazlo Bane (Scrubs Theme)

Sunday July 17th, 2005 at 20:07pm

Out the door just in time Head down the 405 Gotta meet the new boss by 8 am The phone rings in the car The wife is working hard She’s running late tonight again Well I know what I’ve been told You gotta work to feed the soul But I can’t do this all on my own No, I know I’m no Superman I’m no Superman You’ve got your love online You think you’re doing fine But you’re just plugged into the wall And that deck of tarot cards Won’t get you very far There ain’t no hand to break your fall Well I know what I’ve been told You gotta know just when to fold But I can’t do this all on my own No, I know I’m no Superman I’m no Super Man That’s right You’ve crossed the finish line Won the race but lost your mind Was it worth it after all I need you here with me Cause love is all we need Just take a hold of the hand that breaks the fall Well I know what I’ve been told Gotta break free to break the mold But I can’t do this all on my own No I can’t do this all on my own I know that I’m no Superman I’m no Superman Someday we’ll be together Someday, someday Someday we’ll be together Someday I’m no Superman

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Tuesday July 12th, 2005 at 23:16pm

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OMFG

Wednesday July 6th, 2005 at 22:16pm

i am soo fucking excited about this www.balamory.com BALAMORY LIVE : D

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I’m Just a Fax Machine

Wednesday July 6th, 2005 at 19:53pm

Dial Tone – I’m Just a Fax Machine (to the tune of girls aloud - Love Machine) Ladies you dialed right You can’t read this man’s fax We’re dialing in two codes And heading for war No fax is worth it We’ve just gotta dial it But fellas, you’ve faxed it So don’t break the law Your fax is late, big mistake You’ve gotta hang on the line for as long as it takes Next time, don’t read mine! And I won’t read yours We’re faxed, like this trash We’re only turning into fighters when we gotta faxback Let’s go, facsimile Out onto the paper Come ring my bell Understand you can dial You’re my fax and I’ll read you tonight Come ring my bell Honey loud as it seems Faxing me is as easy as pie, I I’m just a fax machine Feed in some paper please Type in the number please I need a film a day ‘Stead of this ink cartridge Type in some numbers please This dial I’ve been sending fax’s while you work Searching for a number That the two of us can ring So rustle through your papers, make it fax And I’ll press the button ’Cos I like noise it makes Your fax is late, big mistake You’ve gotta hang on the line for as long as it takes Next time, don’t read mine! And I won’t read yours We’re faxed, like this trash We’re only turning into fighters when we gotta faxback Let’s go, facsimile Out onto the paper Come ring my bell Understand you can dial You’re my fax and I’ll read you tonight Come ring my bell Honey loud as it seems Faxing me is as easy as pie, I I’m just a fax machine Feed in some paper please Type in the number please I need a film a day ‘Stead of this ink cartridge Type in some numbers please This dial Oh, it’s a new fax Can anybody tell me who it’s for? Oh, this fax is very strange Can anybody tell me who it’s for? (Oh) A little bit of paper (Oh) To give you faxavation (Oh) And to fax the situation BEEP (Oh) ’Cos I don’t wanna fax ya (Oh) Making you a Faxer (Oh) I’ll only fax-back ya Dial now (Oh) I’m just a Fax Machine (0h) To give you faxavation (Oh) I’m just a fax Machine (Ooh, ooh) (Oh) I’m just a Fax Machine (0h) To give you faxavation (Oh) I’m just a Fax Machine (Oh, oh, oh)

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Update!

Tuesday July 5th, 2005 at 22:30pm

Hurrah at last i am ready to write this. where to start? Tobermory Well tobermory was a fantstic holiday. I will actually say one of the best that i have been on as it was somewhere that i wanted to go and had some enthusiam for. The journey was a long one to get there, about 6 hours in total, and the roads were abit crappy. The ferry went from Oban to Craignure and then it was about an hours drive from Craignure to Tobermory on single track roads which proved to be very fun! We stayed in a place called Glengorm, in the castle grounds in a flat. it was verey nice, open fire, digital tv, 56k dial up internet connection which never seemed to work! We did alot of walking around the castle grounds which was nice, found a few secluded beaches. when we were at one we saw some people cannoing around the island to raise money for the Mull & Iona swimming pool fund. we also visited the south of the island aswell which took us 3 hours to get there because of the single track roads and the fact that there were coach loads of tourists coming back from Iona aswell. we ended up getting there at about 6pm! All of the island has beautiful views and traveling to the south of the island has some breath taking views into deep valleys and mountians either side of the road. I would recomend a vist to the Isle of Mull in your life time if at all possible! Work Work has been abit hetic aswell, i was very stressed before i went away, but now after the holiday i feel alot better. I have clamed down alot and have decieded that i want to stay there if i get the chance to move to the contact lens department as karen, laura and alison have said that i would be good in there. I am going to speak to paula about it tomorrow, just to express my intrest as i know for a fact that there are some contact lens courses coming up and i want to get in there before anybody else does, as i have heard that there are a few people who want to go up there. We have also had a new girl start in my abcense. she is about as much use as a chocolate tea pot and doesn’t seem to want to learn anything which is a great deal of help to us, as reception is stretched as it is at the moment. We also have 3 new staff starting tomorrow so thats going to be so0o much fun aswell! lets hope this lot has some sense about them and asks if they don’t understand things! Other I’ve got my driving test on tuesday and my instructor kindly informed me today that he is not going to be here for it. Thankfully Gordon who works for Ron, who lives down the road from me said that he would take me, and in rons car which has lifted a huge weight off my shoulders, as for the life of me i can not get on with drivings Gordons car as i have had to do it before. Not alot else has happend really. I should have the photos back from Mull by the end of this week, or early next week so i shall post some on here. <3 cynds x

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Urgh my head

Tuesday July 5th, 2005 at 1:08am

urch ive got such a pounding headache and my left eye and left side of my face is killing me at the moment. I haven’t done a proper update of this journal really for a while so that is in the pipe lines, but all i want to do at the moment is go to bed and try and get rid of the pain. I shall possibly update on tuesday as it is my day off and i will have time to think then and actually have a clearer head. notes for update tomorrow # work # holiday to tobermory #various other antics see not alot from that to report on really

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Jump!

Monday July 4th, 2005 at 20:51pm

_Josie Jump – Jump Up A Little Higher_ Josie Jump is my name, Dancing and Sport are my games, I’m always feeling rhythm, it jingles in my toes It tingles through my body, so come on and have a go. Everybody try kicking, everybody try bouncing, Everybody try throwing, everybody try jumping! Sometimes I get the feeling; I want to jump up high, I’ve got to keep on running, so fast I think I’ll fly! (Everybody) Jump Up A little higher, wave your hands Jump up a little higher, score a goal! Everybody try kicking, everybody try bouncing, Everybody try throwing, everybody try jumping! Sometimes I get the feeling when getting near a hoop, The ball just keeps on bouncing and then I loop the loop. (Everybody) Jump Up A little higher, wave your hands, Jump up a little higher, score a goal! Jump Up A little higher, wave your hands, Jump up a little higher, score a goal! Josie Jump is my name, Dancing and Sport are my games, I’m always feeling rhythm, it jingles in my toes, It tingles through my body, so come on and have a go. Everybody try kicking, everybody try bouncing, Everybody try throwing, everybody try jumping! Sometimes I get the feeling when getting near a hoop, The ball just keeps on bouncing and then I loop the loop. (Everybody) Jump Up A little higher, wave your hands Jump up a little higher, score a goal! Jump Up A little higher, wave your hands Jump up a little higher, score a goal! Josie Jump is my name, Dancing and Sport are my games, I’m always feeling rhythm, it jingles in my toes It tingles through my body, so come on and have a go.

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