Words of the Day for July 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Monday July 31st, 2023
Freedoms
Yes, I agree with above, way too small too. But the instructions offer some great train journey reading material for all the family.
Sunday July 30th, 2023
cynds
fantastic speciiiim,mememememn of man, also take from the work cyndi lauper tea bag
also a rather stupid form of human being who can’t spell
Friday July 28th, 2023
yiffing
being sexually aroused. A yiff is a furry fuck, from yiffing being the noise that foxes make (and other furries). Popular word that will see far more use in 2006 than 2005 on account of Scott having decided it’s cool. Furries rock. Well, as long as they keep their freaky fucking perversion away from me and my dog, that is.
Tuesday July 25th, 2023
bum
Noun. 1. The buttocks or anus.
2. A objectionable person.
3. A beggar, homeless person. Derog. [Orig. U.S.]
Verb. 1. To beg. E.g."Can I bum a cigarette off you until I buy some later?"
2. To bugger, sodomize.
Monday July 24th, 2023
zombies
Zombies were doped with Tetrodotoxin (TTX) derived from Puffa Fish (a delicacy in Japan, eat carefully), TTX is also used for treating Prostate Cancer, something to do with Sodium Channels.
Sunday July 23rd, 2023
barbican
Where long-legged plastic dolls go for a "number two"
Friday July 21st, 2023
Pre-Raphaelite
Beautiful style of painting whose brotherhood included the like of Waterhouse and Rosetti
Wednesday July 19th, 2023
colouring in
Common reference used to describe any educational course after Year 9 in Geography
Tuesday July 18th, 2023
ITV
Lowest common denominator telly, designed for chav scum who haven’t found channels other than this, BBC1 and Sky One on their remotes – rarely challenging, often patronising and frequently boring. Their saving grace? Bad Girls and Footballers Wives...
Sunday July 16th, 2023
hornover
The frustrating condition that occurs when you’re so hungover and randy you can’t think of anything other than sex, but unfortunately are unable to stand up for long enough to have any.
Friday July 14th, 2023
choke the chicken
To wring the neck of some annoying young gay man
Thursday July 13th, 2023
gaymo
The gayest thing in all of gaydom is your less-gay-than-me best friend
Wednesday July 12th, 2023
david blunkett
Gone, good riddance, I wouldn’t ’ave ’im in the back of my cab anyway.
Tuesday July 11th, 2023
the wall
The popular name for the “pain-barrier”
eg I went through the wall listening to 3 Spice Girls songs on Friday
Monday July 10th, 2023
MusicMatch
MusicMatch Jukebox is one of the best media players around offering loads of features that others dont. AutoDJ, 800,000 song shop, mp3pro, skins, music library, portable device support, etc. Doesn’t yet support Ogg tho 
Scott’s fave (apart from Winamp 5 
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Sunday July 9th, 2023
banksy
Specialises in stencil graffiti and special installations. Very mischevious. Had a habit a few years of spraypainting “Graffiti zone” onto big white walls over a logo of the council and then letting everyone play 
Website has some of his very cool stuff on it
Saturday July 8th, 2023
jam
Twisted comedy series from the warped brain of Chris Morris – and therefore rather mirthsome.
Thursday July 6th, 2023
muppet
Inhabitant of Maputo, capital of Mozambique. Formerly Lourenzo Marques.
Oh gawd, I’ve just realized how terribly non-PC that is. What a muppet I am.
Tuesday July 4th, 2023
Old People
Die when subject to frightening circumstances like sirens and laughter
Monday July 3rd, 2023
feelie
Type of film envisaged by many SciFi authors that lets you feel the actors in it. Usually associated with filth
Sunday July 2nd, 2023
Welly Wanging
A curious sport partaken by only rural folk. Now the only suitable alternative to Fox Hunting
