Words of the Day for October 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Tuesday October 31st, 2023
Squits
Posh word for Diarrhoea (which is a stupid word anyway)
See also Bum Wee
Monday October 30th, 2023
david gilmour
(never never never could gilmour teach sid how to play guitar!!!!!!)
1.git that took over from sid when he got lost in the woods for a long long time.
2.made pink floyd rather dull and prog rock forever more boo hoo!
3. isn’t he really Paul Mccartney?
Sunday October 29th, 2023
Fox
Gemma Fox....apparently she’s a singer. But who cares? She’s obviously not as good as Sam.
Saturday October 28th, 2023
cycling
Tell that to this man!
Not to mention that cycling up hills gives you really toned arse!
Friday October 27th, 2023
self-worship
The worship of oneself, this act usually occurs after much alcohol, or when one shaves
Wednesday October 25th, 2023
japan
A vile country, with odd customs, strange little xenophobic people and inedible food.
Cold too.
Monday October 23rd, 2023
Slactivist
One who is unable to say anything of import whilst on the toilet.
Sunday October 22nd, 2023
lady grey tea
Lady Grey is a blend unique to Twinings and is a lighter alternative to Earl Grey with a gentle, citrus flavour.
Origin: China
Flavour: Delicate
A light, refreshing tea, pale gold in colour and infused with the flavour of Seville orange, lemon and bergamot.
Friday October 20th, 2023
Pepperami
“It’s a Bit of an Animal” – although they never tell you which bit of which animal it’s made from
Wednesday October 18th, 2023
Earl Grey
“I like nothing better than a steaming hot mouthful of Earl Grey in the morning.... And a cup of tea is nice as well.” 
Friday October 13th, 2023
Douglas Coupland
Fabby bloke. Author of “Microserfs” which is hysterical. Writes like a small fluffy blogger 
Thursday October 12th, 2023
ronald hutton (prof)
Intelligent and marvellously barmy academic who was most recently seen presenting a BBC2 prog on 17th Century history to the preppy pop of a a Kylie soundtrack.
Wednesday October 11th, 2023
Doppler effect
The effect discovered by Christian Doppler of a change in frequency of a wave due to relative motion of the source or the receiver.
Tuesday October 10th, 2023
Bukkake
Where mummy and daddy and daddy and daddy and daddy and daddy and daddy decide mummy needs a new facial.
Monday October 9th, 2023
chocolate
the friend of women everywhere...
"I’ve got the painter in.. buy me a large sized Fruit & Nut"
Friday October 6th, 2023
G-A-Y
Hellish dinge pit in central London playing utter trash
Thursday October 5th, 2023
hugging
Like a cuddle,only less intimate, and leading to less sex
Wednesday October 4th, 2023
self-worship
The worship of oneself as a god....its what us pretty ones do
Tuesday October 3rd, 2023
IRC
Internet Relay Chat. Invented in 1988, lets freaks (and other people) chat to each other over the interweb...
Monday October 2nd, 2023
cynds
A. Flash his cocks for attention as his brains won’t ever get notice. ;o)
B. A total Camp Queen; Listen to one side of a story and believe he know the whole story.
Bi. Put his nose into other people business and act surprise when people hit back!
C. Lack the basis of common manners (i.e. ‘Please’ or ’Thank you’)
Sunday October 1st, 2023
Kate
Character in ‘Eastenders’ who inexplicably gave up her job as an undercover police officer in order to open up a nail bar. Quite what skills the two proffessions share, or why anyone would consider it a logical career step, has never been satifactorily explained.