72010 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for July 2010

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Saturday July 31st, 2010

Browns
A colour Greens go when theyve gone off a bit

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Saturday July 31st, 2010

Browns
A colour Greens go when theyve gone off a bit

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Friday July 30th, 2010

camping
Sleeping in a field and pooing in a bucket.

Great!

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Thursday July 29th, 2010

Alias
To Alias:

To use a wig to save the world.

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Wednesday July 28th, 2010

chavette
Female chav. Often seen wearing fake Burberry, Fake fur, Fake burberry patterned fur, too much lip gloss, enough mascara to clump and big hoopy earrings. Big hair sprouts from under the Burberry hat and they spend most of their giros on the lottery and/or malibu

Speak an incomprehensible language that’s a cross between Northern, R&B slang and Essex. Husbands likely to have tattoos reading "My other wife is a chav..."

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Tuesday July 27th, 2010

Cybermen
DELETE!

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Monday July 26th, 2010

Trisexual
Into threesomes

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Sunday July 25th, 2010

Cub
"A “Cub” is a younger, perhaps smaller, less experienced Bear, sometimes interpreted as a bottom sexually"

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Saturday July 24th, 2010

Ramsey, Gordon
A man who needs his mouth washed out with soap. He also needs to leave his clothes on when he is on the TV. In fact, all of the time he needs to keep them on. I mean always. Eurgh, he’s dirty.

Oh, and he’s a chef.

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Thursday July 22nd, 2010

Q
Now pay attention 007!

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Wednesday July 21st, 2010

conservatives
The BNP in suits

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Tuesday July 20th, 2010

naked
Whatever happened to Louise Nurding?

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Monday July 19th, 2010

antidisestablishmentarianism
Against the installtion of dishwashers.

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Sunday July 18th, 2010

kniting
You know, I actually have no ide

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Saturday July 17th, 2010

Bukkake
Where mummy and daddy and daddy and daddy and daddy and daddy and daddy decide mummy needs a new facial.

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Friday July 16th, 2010

itlapd
Acronym of “International Talk Like A Pirate Day”

On Sep 19th each year the world is encouraged to take like a pirate. You can learn how at the official home page devoted to the day (link below).

Made famous by writer Dave Barry, the event has quite a cult following, particularly at the b3ta boards (not that I go there; very overrated website that’s rarely funny).

See ‘Pirates’.

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Thursday July 15th, 2010

Ultraviolet
Shockingly excellent one-off Channel 4 series, somehow combining a cop show with (a modernisation of) vampire myth. Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Buffy.

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Wednesday July 14th, 2010

Woolworths
Large Chain store for Chavs children clothes.. CD’s Chocolate and world famous Pick N’ Mix.

A visit to Woolworths is well worth it... apparantly

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Tuesday July 13th, 2010

Midlands Today
Weekday BBC regional news programme responsible for launching the career of Nina Nannar and for keeping Nick Owen in work.

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Monday July 12th, 2010

Papaya
Spanish for popeye.

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Sunday July 11th, 2010

ajax
Mythical Greek warrior god, hero at battle of Troy, who became jealous after missing out on Achiles’ prized armour, went mad (something to do with cows), and killed himself.

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Saturday July 10th, 2010

Sew

“A Needle Pulling Fred”

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Friday July 9th, 2010

Dolphinstar
Two random, unconnected nouns brutally stapled together to form a wooly, gay name for a less-wooly and less gay man

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Thursday July 8th, 2010

smoking
EVIL

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Wednesday July 7th, 2010

SEB
Somebody Else’s Boyfriend

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Tuesday July 6th, 2010

botch
Verb. 1. To build or repair in a makeshift manner.

2. To do something badly.

Noun. 1. A makeshift construction or repair.

2. A thing done badly.

* All the meanings and uses of ‘botch’ are informal. Cf. ‘bodge’.

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Monday July 5th, 2010

Brussel sprouts
Also known as ’The Devil’s Own Vegetable’. Green things boiled to mush and served up as something you can eat – I mean c’mon!!!

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Sunday July 4th, 2010

dick
That dangly thing between your boyfriend’s legs : )

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Saturday July 3rd, 2010

Showgirls
Dodgy soft porn for sad wankers.

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Friday July 2nd, 2010

Quadrilateral Equations
Not as difficult as they first appear but still a rather cruel form of torture inflicted upon key stage 3 pupils.

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