Words of the Day for May 2010
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Monday May 31st, 2010
Amazing sci-fi show that was axed by the Evil Fox after about 10 episodes...now available as a 13 episode DVD and soon to be available as a film, it charts the story of nine people living on a spaceship and getting up to all kinds of mischief. Cross the sharp writing team of Buffy with a little of the A Team and Babylon 5 and throw in a touch of Spaceballs and a healthy dollop of spaghetti western and hey, it sounds unlikely, but it all works.
Home to lines as great as:
Wash: Psychic? Sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: We live on a spaceship dear
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Dead good. Go see.
Sunday May 30th, 2010
Also a great TV Show staring an American magic act duo; Penn & Teller.
The show aims to dissprove common social beliefs, To date the show has shown episodes on: Alien abduction, hypnotism, recylcing, health foods, the bible, psychology, excercise and talking to the dead. For the legal reasons they use the world bullshit to avoid being sued.
Thursday May 27th, 2010
someone who tries to solve unaceptably obscure puzzles
Wednesday May 26th, 2010
When you’re not feeling too well, no matter how old you are, or how much you think you’ve outgrown it, your mum is always there to cook you up some nice dinner and get you a rate nice cup o’ coffee to cheer you up.
And why is it that you can never put on pillow cases or quilt covers as well as your mum?
I think that until the day I die I will still not be able to put on a pillow case without the pillow falling out of it after a few hours. And whenever I put my duvet in a fresh cover it seems to have migrated over to one side of it within minutes.
But when mums do it they have magic staying power. They can go for days without a sign of movement and still have that fresh-bedding feel. It’s some sort of mystical mum-power or something.
Mums are great.
Monday May 24th, 2010
Fabby bloke. Author of “Microserfs” which is hysterical. Writes like a small fluffy blogger
Sunday May 23rd, 2010
A film which everybody likes despite being about two guys in love
Saturday May 22nd, 2010
Fox, The. Large, well established Lesbian pub in Birmingham.
Mojen doesn’t go there though; we think she’s already had them all.
Friday May 21st, 2010
lady grey tea
Beware of middle-aged women bearing Lady Grey in Islington supermarkets.
Thursday May 20th, 2010
lovely bloke great songwriter and just the best member of pink floyd ever
TAUGHT DAVE GILMOUR HOW TO PLAY GUITAR!!
Sunday May 16th, 2010
People you speak to online but have never met in real life
Saturday May 15th, 2010
invested by the British... perfected by the French and Japanese....
Even India and Mali Railways look good compared to ours.
Friday May 14th, 2010
Scary muthafucka things that hide in wardrobes and under beds.
Wednesday May 12th, 2010
The last lot of ID cards were burnt with great aplomb in the early 1950s, why do we want the bloody things now?
Thursday May 6th, 2010
A walkman that looks like a pillbox with built in DRM and a battery that can’t be changed without breaking and entering. Which if was launched by Microsoft rather than Apple would have been flamed more than a troll in newsgroup hell.
Wednesday May 5th, 2010
American network that fucks around with, and then prematurely cancels, really good TV shows
Monday May 3rd, 2010
waiting for him to explode cum inside you.. sadly often a real anti climax