Dear Tower Hamlets Council,

Well, more specifically, the Electoral Services Office.

I am very glad we have this amazing postal voting system that lets me have my say in how my city is run tomorrow. I am less glad, however, when you send me my postal vote on the 30th April. And I’m in Germany. And the 1st of May is a bank holiday. So I receive my postal vote at 10pm on the 2nd of May.

Inside, my postal vote says “This must reach us by 10pm, 3rd May to be counted”.

Thanks, no really, thanks.

If Boris gets in again, I’m holding you personally responsible.

Friends! If you weren’t going to vote tomorrow, can one of you kindly go and vote for me. For preference, @GreenJennyJones and @ken4london but if you can’t bring yourself to do that, hell, vote for anyone but Boris. For me. Because I’d have liked to, but I can’t...

Scott x