Dammit. It’s slightly annoying, but this summer for some reason I’ve been pretty much eaten by anything that flies. Trouble is, I’m allergic to mosquitos and so when I get bitten, whichever bit of me is bitten explodes to huge sizes and then dribbles pus everywhere. It’s slightly vile.

Unfortunately, I’m also allergic to trousers during summer and so have to wear shorts.

I HAVE BEEN EATEN, DAMMIT.

*dribbly*