My updating is becoming a tad sporadic again. Have decided I feel knackered because I do fuck all except stare at computers, therefore when I go to bed I don’t sleep well. Have decided to rectify this by doing more things after work and stuff Started by going to that dodgy Streatham place last night Met a nice chef who was very filling. Mwah. Wandering around Brixton at about 10:30pm is interesting - felt safe but wary...thought Brixton was meant to be well ’ard or summat... In other news, the Metropolitan Police have seized fourteen tonnes of weapons grade fertilizer from a locked garage in South London. Belonging to a faction thought to be associated with Al Qaeda called “Wi Cks” it was blatantly stored in large plastic sacks with their name written on them in big yellow letters. Speculating about their brazenness, Met comissioner Sir John Stevens said that this dangerous haul was “only the tip of the iceberg” and that they had uncovered locations and dates from this operation that put the Wi Cks “all over the country”. “Be vigilant” was the message the Metropolitan Police were putting out in the wake of this huge find. Whilst no detonators had yet been found, it is likely to only be a matter of time before they are located. The Wi Cks are a shadowy organisation of which little is known. They were thought to have a few operatives in this country but officials never suspected that they were this widespread. It appears that the majority of this haul came not from abroad, as one might suspect, but from within the UK itself - which leads to some people wondering if the Police are indeed up to the task of protecting us and our loved ones. “How we can sleep at night, day in, day out, with this kind of menace on our doorstep, only inches away from our children’s lives being at stake and not realise that the very fabric of UK civilisation is within a hair’s grasp of being ended is beyond me” said David Blunkett in a press statement. “We must destroy the terror within”, he added, then proceeded to demonstrate exactly how to use ID cards to combat terrorism.