Bleh. So fucking windy and wet and horrible. Plus, some inconsiderate sonofabitch has gaffertaped himself to Tower Bridge to protest at the terrible clothes his ex wife makes his daughters wear. Or something. Maybe he was crap at putting up shelves when they were married and she divorced him or something. So there’s me, wanting to go to work over Tower Bridge, and no! Not allowed. Police do not cross line tape everywhere. Bah. In other news, my last hope of gaining notoriety, fame and fortune has been dashed as Karl Heinz Hille has been crowned “World Beard and Moustache Champion”. Obviously they didn’t like my minimalist style. Hmph. Can’t find anything in the news about Mr Tower Bridge...tho “A woman who hid behind her boyfriend’s articulated lorry so she could jump out and surprise him has been taken to hospital after he reversed over her.” had me in stitches. Oops, I’m sure I’m not meant to laugh at things like that Dammit. I have an extra two miles to cycle tonight if it’s not open