Just got chased by a fucking bulldog/rottweiler/big thing on legs with teeth and growly noises. Called fucking “Cindy”. Ban all old people. Especially ones with HUGE FUCKING DOGS. “No Cindy, don’t. Please don’t” as her whining fades into the distance Hit the gatepost as I came through it at speed...luckily didn’t get my laptop, but still...got my arm...the inside where my elbow is...now I look like a fucking junkie. Bah.