Dick Entry for “Cocaine”
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Avast! An orgasm wrapped in pure confidence, more addictive than sex but slightly cheaper if ye’re havin trouble pullin. Will convince ye that ye’re that thar most important, scintillatin n fabulous person in existence; will convince everyone else that ye’re a complete twat.
Coke has bin called that thar rich-man’s speed: This be about as accurate as callin sex a more excitin form o aerobics.
www.erowid.org/chemicals/cocaine/cocaine.shtml
by anandamide
Added on Tuesday July 20th, 2004
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Ahoy me hearties! Because that septum isn’t goin t’ dissolve itself
by funmonkey
Added on Thursday April 28th, 2005